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Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
The Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver a pizza instead
The Afghan Hound
The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, animal, cat, cute, dog, fun, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Shaggy Dog Limericks Ii
The Bichon Frise
The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou
That the crowd duly wowed has to coo
‘Til the dog starts to droop
And its owner to scoop
Some acutely embarrassing doo
The Border Collie
It was not...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, animal, cute, dog, funny, humor, humorous, pets,
Form:
Limerick
This Is Who I Am - List
After much reflection and introspection I am making an alphabetical list of the things that make me, me. I'm sure there are more that I could add, but for now this is who I am:
First...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, self,
Form:
List
Painful Erection 911 Call
litany of the Church of the Ecstatic Coma
love shouldn't be a pile of rags
I was playing pinkie dinkie
with next door Suzie Woozy
her father was CIA a spy catcher
with a big spy catcher mitt
try not...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Nocturnal Symphony
I can't recall the last time I've had a good night's rest.
It ain't because I'm stressed or restless or depressed.
Nor is it the fitful snorin' of my spouse sprawlin' by my side.
It's that consarned nocturnal...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Chlamydia: How Do We Get Rid of Ya?
(This poem is not directed at innocent spouses)
Chlamydia
Chlamydia, Chlamydia,
How do we get rid of ya.?
Take up painting,
Stay at home.
Learn to play the saxophone.
Raise Chihuahuas.
Learn cabinetry.
Take ballet lessons,
Make furniture for the family.
Write a...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, health, hope, life, recovery from...,
Form:
Rhyme
The Dumping Ground
Two retired senior citizens
Home a dumping ground with three cats
Two Chihuahuas, one bull dog fat
Question~~who eats pets or denizens?
Our home has become a dumping place for
unwanted pets: first we got Princess who
someone put...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, life,
Form:
Quatrain
Lindo
Oscar was from Argentina,
Buenos Aires city:
his “go to” word was “lindo, lindo”:
Spanish word for ‘pretty’.
‘Lindo’ if you use big words,
‘lindo’ if you cuss:
´lindo’ is the garden gate,
‘lindo’ is the bus.
Oscar went to buy a pet,
to...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, humor,
Form:
Ballad
Then There Were Three-Pet
my heart has been caught
although there are three
most often then not
it's lola and me
together we walk
together we ride
together we talk
always side by side
she throws me a scowl
as i head off to work
then cries her lonely...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, animal, dog, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
Puppy - Part 2
When you died, you died too soon.
You died one year ago this afternoon.
A vet tried to save you with a blood transfusion but you died anyway.
You died and my heart was broken one year ago...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, anniversary, death, dog,
Form:
Rhyme
My Little Babies
My little ones they bring me such joy
Three little girls and one little boy
The scamper and play all over the place
I can’t get mad when I look at their face
So easy to please just give...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, family, pets, me, me, , cute,
Form:
I do not know?
Dogs On Vacation
dogs on vacation filling up the beach with warm barks
dobermans, german shepherds, prissy poodles that cause sparks
husky and rottweiler are sharing a purple lounge chair in the sun
excited corgis begin a volley ball game; this...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, dog, fantasy,
Form:
Quatrain
A Dog
I claimed ---and passionately---
that I'd never have a small dog,
much less one with "poo" in its name.
Not for me yappy Yorkies, shivering Chihuahuas,
shaky Shih Tzus, or terrible terriers.
Give me a wolfhound, a Dane, a...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, animal, dog, humor,
Form:
Prose Poetry
A Poem For Chihuahuas
How much do I love you?
Let me count the ways,
I love your one paw,
I love your two paws,
I love your three paws,
I love all four.
I love the way you greet me,
When I walk through...
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Categories:
chihuahuas, cute, dog,
Form:
Rhyme