Long Bootie Poems

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A waterwheel, raceway, grinding stones...

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I try to be the best wife and mom
Yet  my patience is running thin
There are bills to pay and screaming mouths to feed….
Oh, Where do I begin?
Just too many duties
In the course of a...

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Cotton Bootie Enlistment
             by Odin Roark

How innocent the booties of birth
If only their cast remembrance
Might remain but nostalgia
 
Instead

Their bronze symbolism
Merely encases a...

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the frist day i met you was the best day of my life! 
you was a careing person and alway's seem to understand me 
what happen too you you turn'ed like a devil in the...

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when the music slows down it's final call

women and men pushing their way through the halls

locked in stalls rolling spliffs for the long haul

stuffing beer bottles under their wife beaters

scuffing up their new white adidas...

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Some are clearly Buddhist,
they sing not much, but drone
and chant, they do not flaunt.

Some are brightly painted egos,
their songs bootie-calls from empty nests
where they preen melodically rampant.

Others strain both throats and tongues
bend a tune to...

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Guys are just out for the prospect
and i'm not denying some girls are too
mostly we want that meaningless sex
the kind you have with a platonic friend
or a friend with benefits
but lately that's not me 
I...

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I hit the dance floor looking for a chick that knows how to dance though.
Can shake it to the Lil Jon gone off a lil don but still can dance slow.
Move her hips to the...

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shaped like a boat,
          a sock peeked out,
        down under the rim.
      a baby...

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Pirates were known for their notorious acts of
This or that.
I learned while traveling the seas
That they were A mean frat
With an endless rum vat
Which got them in to all kinds of troubles on their
Journeys.
Pirates were...

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I got laid in starbucks the other day
I was workin on finishing my latte
when the manager came up to me and said hey
at first I was like go away but then i looked up

asking if...

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Only a few moments of a peek into your beauty,
Both my heart and head plunged for the bootie.

Emotions, of my heart, I could still keep inside, 
But my heart beating for you, how could I...

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A loathsome freezing quack seed walking upon a summer day
Was twisting her back and shaking her bootie in every kind of way
Along came a fluttering pack reed whose feet were made of clay.
He followed along...

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Be finish from start with nothing apart
Between Us
Build love from Above so care We can share
Between Us
Belief in a feel of reel in real
Between Us
Bloom yearning of discerning learning 
Between Us
Blissful kiss full of nothing...

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I am a man who breathes
A man who believes
In the whispering of trees
And in the buzzing of bees
Sailing across these oceans seas
The wind in the words to receive
As I listen to the breeze 
This is...

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It’s your birthday getting closer to golden age.
You’re not getting older just an amazing sage.
You can do anything you want to now.
Even set up and purr and say meow.
You are smarter than all those other...

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Frosty's carrot cone nose; Celestials, sugar cookie sleigh rides, martini....
Gateway hollow, where tootie fruitie found their bootie; walk the plank my child ?
Studio fifty-five at her corner of Broadway and Wilshire Drive; nightlights in neon...

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So your world ain’t gardenias, or lightning bolts or honey
So you ain’t making a difference, and you’re long out of money.
So your day is gloomy, overcast, and your outlook is not sunny.

Kick up those heels,...

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The mushroom head dance is in full swing today
With a hidey high high and a heydee hay hay!
Mushroom heads love dancing like bees love to buzz
We are jiggling and wiggling with a friendly fine fuzz.

Some...

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WHATS UP WITH THAT
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT
GIGG'Y WITH SUM ONE NEW
CAN'T TELL HIM NOTHING
AND SHE GOT STYLE TOO
GIGGY GOT A NEW THANG
AND SHOWING HER OUT
GIGGY'S GLIDING ON RED CARPETS
mRS. GIGGY'S AT THE HOUSE
OUT IN THE STREETS
WHAT YOU...

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BARNYARD ROCK	
Rockin like a rooster with a cornish hen
cuttin up the barnyard where they always been,
ducky's guitar--bless my soul!
Goosie's makin dem drums roll!
We gotta do some rock and roll again!

Bessie play de bass like a...

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Oh my sweetie is a cutie, 
All she needs do is shake her bootie, 
But what makes me want to hoo-tee, 
Is when she's a dancing nudie.

Oh, she always is in fashion, 
A rockette when...

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Cool em down baby
She hot, she.hot!
Cool em down sweetie
She hot , she hot!

What day it is
Is it that Tuesday
She up in here
Hottie walking my
Way
What dat is
Dats what dah
Wearing deeze days
Phat and sheer
Jiggle day bootie
My way

Cool...

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Dancing through life, no woes at all
I am only five foot two, but feel eight foot six.
Things are coming may way
Lah Hah Lah Haha
It is a great life, 
no woes at all.

I dance to jazz,...

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