Humorous London Poems
These Humorous London poems are examples of London poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of London Humorous poems written by international poets.
Lost In Britain AND Lost In The USA
LOST IN BRITAIN
Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop,
Matching Tye and Droop
Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown,
Westward Ho! and Throop.
Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghead, Frome, Cat's Ash
North Piddle, Staines...
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london, america, england, humor, humorous,
Coronation ConsternationSome people like it a lot:
Royalty and all that rot.
My lineage, U.K. be,
But I do not bend the knee....
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london, celebration, discrimination, england, humorous,
Lady From London - Nursery RhymeThere was an old lady from London,
Who had a son called Brandon,
He travelled to the moon,
Came back on a noon,
With an alien friend called Mystidon.
November...
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london, funny, humor, humorous,
Mary Smith, a Famous Knocker-UpperMary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
in London's East End,
Shot dried peas with her pea shooter.
At workers windows
to wake them up
to get to work on time
Every morning
Mary...
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london, england, funny, history, humorous,
Inside the PalaceNow, for the first time, the inside story
of Meghan Markle's fall from glory
She would not eat her Twinkie
with a raised-up pinkie...
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humorous, leaving, london,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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london, 12th grade, character, hope,
Table Turning Relegation TeaseThere was a buzz in the air
About Astin’s upcoming weekend affair
A Friday night match
Where Astin was such a catch
Lured in with...
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england, football, humorous, london,
Bedtime Is CallingTime for bed
A laugh a minute is what they said
Soon after that I was brown bread
Cockney slang for very dead
Before I had even said
It's time...
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Categories:
humor, humorous, london,
Mrs Lovett's Pie ShopSix legs. A crusty shell. I try to smash them but they're quick. You see, sir, 'roaches make the pie more thick. Why did you...
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london, fantasy, horror, humorous, imagery,
Flying Dutchmanonce a pilot from london
at takeoff chewed an onion
but when he would speak
the flight crews would freak
now he just drinks a bourbon....
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london, anxiety, england, flying, funny,
Limerick: Once a Lady-In-Waiting In LondonLimerick: Once a Lady-in-Waiting in London
Once (a) Lady-in-Waiting in London
Was kept waiting by a Spanish Don
She stood with one leg up
And called busy Don up
That’s...
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london, humorous,