Lindsay is trouble
She had the world by a string,
Do you know what's wrong?
Categories:
lohan, confusion
Form: Haiku
Dear Mr. Charlie Sheen.
Incredibly inebriated and mean.
Locked her in a closet.
Hope he gave her a deposit.
Dear Ms. Lindsay Lohan,
you need a new life plan.
Betty Ford doesn't think this is a joke,
so lay off the coke.
Categories:
lohan, funny
Form: Clerihew
When it came to Lindsay Lohan, I once believed in her.
I was dead wrong when I thought she could be a winner.
I wrote to her and offered her friendship when she was going through hard times.
I used to think she was the greatest but now I think she's slime.
I wrote her several times and sent her two gifts and I didn't even get a thank you note.
If I had it to do over again, I wouldn't have sent her the letters that I wrote.
She ignored me and she doesn't desrve the fame that she's got.
I used to route for her but now as far as I'm concerned, she can rot.
Categories:
lohan, angst
Form: Rhyme
the ocean calls you
the earth speaks your name to hear
the sky,falls,opens
Categories:
lohan, art,
Form: Haiku