Lindsay Lohan - Part One
Perhaps in another i.e. alternate world, this middled aged (baby boomer bona fide bra burner) of two well nigh near grown daughters felt caught in an invisible whirled wide web The Parent Trap.
Oft times, the languid days of his life seem to revisit a parallel universe, where sequels continue
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Categories:
lohan, celebrity, sexy, smile, sweet,
Form: Narrative
Lindsay Lohan - Part Two
She exudes the struggle of acquiring autonomy from her “faux mother” charmingly characterized. dramatized, and energized by Jamie Lee Curtis. The ladder reputable, suitable and quantifiable role as Doctor Tess Coleman transfixed at the larger than life superb therapist.
Despite the countless unflattering run ins with the law (sans, the
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Categories:
lohan, absence, addiction, appreciation, beauty,
Form: Narrative
What Is Wrong With Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay is trouble
She had the world by a string,
Do you know what's wrong?
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Categories:
lohan, confusion
Form: Haiku
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan
Dear Mr. Charlie Sheen.
Incredibly inebriated and mean.
Locked her in a closet.
Hope he gave her a deposit.
Dear Ms. Lindsay Lohan,
you need a new life plan.
Betty Ford doesn't think this is a joke,
so lay off the coke.
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Categories:
lohan, funny
Form: Clerihew
Lindsay Lohan Sucks!
When it came to Lindsay Lohan, I once believed in her.
I was dead wrong when I thought she could be a winner.
I wrote to her and offered her friendship when she was going through hard times.
I used to think she was the greatest but now I think she's slime.
I wrote her several times and sent
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Categories:
lohan, angst
Form: Rhyme
Lindesy Lohan
the ocean calls you
the earth speaks your name to hear
the sky,falls,opens
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Categories:
lohan, art,
Form: Haiku