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Funny Leaving Poems

These Funny Leaving poems are examples of Leaving poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Leaving Funny poems written by international poets.


My Father's Ghost
The man whose supposed to love me the most;
has hurt me the most, isn’t that funny?
Was it because I resembled you, 
Or was it that...

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Categories: leaving, dad, deep, grief, i



Premium Member Funny
“It’s just a rough draft,”
he said with a laugh
but the joke is half epitaph.

I know I’ll regret it
this helping him edit
his thesis, this knife,
that will...

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Categories: boyfriend, leaving, obituary, romance,

To My Religion: Good-Bye Thoughts and Wishes
I was done
Packed my bags
Ran from the grasp
Of Liars and Cons

Considered myself lucky
To know the truth
And walk away
Mostly intact

No damage
No harm
No foul

It’s funny the lies...

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Categories: leaving, religion,

Premium Member Sometime I Feel
Sometimes I felt like my life was an Etch a Stretch. 
The catch, you'll color in the lines. Past fine, Ok which way is 
up....

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Categories: leaving, care, emotions, funny love,

Premium Member Sometime I Feel
Sometimes I felt like my life was an Etch a Stretch. 
The catch, you'll color in the lines. Past fine, Ok which way is 
up....

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Categories: leaving, care, emotions, funny love,



Premium Member Sometime I Feel
Sometimes I felt like my life was an Etch a Stretch. 
The catch, you'll color in the lines. Past fine, Ok which way is 
up....

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Categories: leaving, care, emotions, funny love,

Premium Member Sometime I Feel
Sometimes I felt like my life was an Etch a Stretch. 
The catch, you'll color in the lines. Past fine, Ok which way is 
up....

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Categories: leaving, care, emotions, funny love,

Unfeel
No matter 
How much you want me
Letting out your hand 
Towards me

Looking at it
Something like
My mother always tell me
When I was a kid

Dont take it...

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© Sue Sanzz  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blue, emotions, fear, leaving,

8 - Dreaming of Leaving the Beehive
Dreaming of leaving the Beehive


Life in the hive was a lot of fun,
For all the little bees when they were young;
But as Humble passed the...

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© Aa Harvey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: leaving, growth, hope, life, loss,

Just Know It's True We Are Leaving the Eu
I know you are in pain, 
it's clear to see, 
that remain feel beat, 
you insult leave hard, 
you insult leave whole, 
and when acceptance...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: leaving, england, funny, humorous, political,

Premium Member The Noises
the noises
and quiet 
of the everyday
are deafening
and break down
the brain cells 
one by one
day by day
cell by cell
until one day
all are gone...

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Categories: leaving, conflict, death, funny love,

His Name Is My Name Too
Here under this midget monolith
Lies John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith
He went out, there was a great shout
And that's the last he was heard about





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Categories: leaving, death, death of a

Premium Member Stuff
when I die
I am certain 
that the material stuff  
I leave behind 
won’t cry

but maybe
maybe
just 
a little sigh...

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Categories: death, funny, leaving, life,

Two Minutes Left
I see a girl running her assets are bouncing around
She's running from the chaos that's happening in town
Hypocrisy and lies are just laying around
To where...

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Categories: leaving, conflict, fear, goodbye, humanity,

Getting Out of Hear
At any rate, now I must flee
time to leave this dreaded place
with a run, a leap, on to destiny
nevermore amongst human race.

Nor to let anyone...

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© Carl Jent  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: leaving, crazy, farewell, funny, humorous,


Book: Shattered Sighs