SpongeBob Square Pants
loves his Krusty Krab job of aquatic grants
fulfilling Master-given role skillfully right
while warmed by sea-filled partnership delight.
Patrick Star
serves as his friend never far, though awesomely bizarre
enabling hilarious oceanic moments to reign
as the Creator* drives him for life enjoyment gain.
*Ecclesiastes 12:1 Remember now thy Creator in the days of thy youth, while the evil days come not, nor the years draw nigh, when thou shalt say, I have no pleasure in them.
September 9, 2021
2nd place, "Cleritoons" Clerihew Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May; judged on 9/27/2021.
Categories:
krusty, appreciation, best friend, blessing,
Form: Clerihew
Santa Claus is like a Circus Clown
Plus all his Elfs wear a frown
I would rather he be like Krusty
As he is more trusty
Bart and Homer
Marge and Lisa
Maggie and Santas Little Helper
What a Family Guy that is
To give us all a Christmas kiss
Simpsons though it is for me
During this nativity
As they are like family
Best
DAMO
Categories:
krusty, crazy, family, fantasy, fun,
Form: Free verse
"More Spongebob, Mimi"--this I hear
a dozen times a day.
How much more can I stand to see?
No more of this, I pray!
I turn the TV off and run
to fetch his favorite toys.
When he says, "Spongebob's much more fun,"
I must seek other ploys.
"A Krabby Patty's what I'd like,"
he says of noontime's meal.
The common lunch I fix the tyke,
he eyes with little zeal.
The Krusty Krab invades my sleep,
and Squidward haunts my dreams.
Those creatures from the ocean deep
won't leave me be, it seems.
Can cartoon sponges start a trend
of death by kiddie show?
If SpongeBob's laugh can cause the end,
I'll be the first to go.
rhyme scheme abab
July 26, 2016
Categories:
krusty, grandmother, grandson,
Form: Rhyme
Patrick Star is quite an odd ole starfish.
Considering he’s a star, pointy, and bright pink.
The Krabby Patty is one of his favorite dish.
Bikini Bottom know that Patrick stink.
Only a job at the Chum Bucket and Krusty Krab.
Patrick loves to be with his friend SpongeBob.
He always go to Sandy’s to destroy her lab.
Patrick eat and chews on nasty pink gum blob.
Run to Squidward who despises yellow.
Patrick loves to fish at Jellyfish Fields.
Plankton find Patrick to be extremely slow.
Secretes from SpongeBob was very concealed.
Patrick Star does live under a brown rock.
Patrick Star will always give you an shock.
Categories:
krusty, character, child, children, kids,
Form: I do not know?