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Funny Kimo Poems

These Funny Kimo poems are examples of Kimo poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Kimo Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Time On Earth
what will their son’s time be like here on earth?
this kid is a real joker!
cuckoo clock in the fridge....

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Categories: funny,



Premium Member Writing
Here I sit pen and paper in my hand
Mind is like a tornado
Many letters and words  



Date Written 3/25/2022

3 Place

Note:How Many Syllables 10-7-6     ...

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Categories: storm, words, write,

Premium Member Smile and Lie
how do you show a smile and lie to me 

so kind~so bad all at once 

friend no heaven for you   

 

Date Written:9/4/2021 

2 Place 

Kimo Form...

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Categories: friend, heaven, hurt, sad,

Premium Member Sandra Intimidated Men
Sandra was enchanted and glamourous
Men were intimidated
Giddy when meeting her


Her winsome winning ways delighted them
None of the lot suspected
It was women she liked...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Her Intensity Was Fierce
she wanted all of him and this second
her intensity was fierce
he let her have her way...

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Categories: sensual, sexy,



Premium Member Middle-Age Spread
A bulging belly balefully belies
the vanished vigour of youth;
happens to most of us.

- - - - - - - - - - -

19 November 2018...

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Categories: funny, growing up, how

Premium Member Don'T Get This Started
Delight, happiness, Oozes from her pores.

Shopping spree with girl, age 6.

Can't wait 'til age 7....

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Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium Member Aunt Windell
Aunt Windell liked to control  and direct

They immediately laugh

All toddlers under 4...

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Categories: child, children, cousin, funny,

Premium Member Big Mouth
The big mouth open now foul scents escape
Trashy contents always flow
Please, please take out the trash...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Chemo
Abdominal pain and nausea this day
Thoughts run wild, gallbladder or
Stomach cancer~chemo  

Sponsor: Amy Green
Contest: Let's Try A Little Kimo...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Doing Time In Kimo
Thirty days hath September, April, June
November and anyone...
over the speed limit. 

 © Harry J Horsman  2011...

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Categories: funny,

The Funny Man
THE FUNNY MAN WITH NO PANTS OR EYEBROWS
WOBBLED DOWN MAIN HALF NAKED
BLUE SHOES PINK HATS AND GAS :)...

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Categories: funny

Mrs. Karate
Dad is not happy when mom is with him
Watching a karate film
She employs what she sees...

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Categories: family, father, funny, life,

New Year Money
Pots full of collard greens and blackeyed peas
Are surely Superstition's
Tastiest traditions....

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Categories: family, food, friendship, funny,

White Noise
Slightly slouched sleeping in my sitting chair
Static sounds screaming on screen
Wake me while watching me

To Caleb my 7 year old who challenged me to write...

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Categories: funny, imagination, people, time,


Book: Shattered Sighs