Noel set me off.
Memories, permutations,
Eating paper.
My mother in her apron.
Dad with the black bin bag
Ready to bin the now useless wrapping
and
I thought.
As I heard my children screaming, snickering and howling downstairs.
What would set them off?
Set them off in their driverless car
Minor technological switches
Urine to wash the British navy's kecks
Half an hour rinse
After I've joined the dead
Thirty years from now.
Categories:
kecks, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
God Help
A turd up the **** ready to go
To be dropped like a bomb
On target down below obliteration
Feel it in the tubes free fall death
Don’t wanna be under it oh no
No bomb ever made compares
To my butt turd just to launch
Countdown begins to go go!
My kecks are down on target
Squeeze it out there it goes
Turd on target God help you all!
Categories:
kecks, crazy, funny, silly,
Form: Free verse