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Funny Jealousy Poems

These Funny Jealousy poems are examples of Jealousy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Jealousy Funny poems written by international poets.

Your Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David Rothchild
Your Heart I want it back, By Davieo, David Rothchild

Your Heart
I want it back
It was always my fervent passionate art
To draw out your laughter, smiles,...

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Categories: jealousy, care, funny love, i


There was a man that lived they said
his whole life in grief and dread

A fool who did but once entwine
in his arms a maiden fine


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Categories: jealousy, angst, bereavement, conflict, death,



Integrity is no more valuable,
As worldly treasures become enviable.
Quality is no more checked,
Attention to details ignored.
Dignity is corruptibly specked,
As decency exist no more.

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Categories: jealousy, appreciation, character, class, emotions,

Premium Member She is All That
She thinks she is all that my sister and I said.
She was blonde and magnificent. We wished her dead.
She came over to see us and...

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Categories: jealousy, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Trash Talking At It's Finest
The continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...

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Categories: jealousy, anger, art, confidence, conflict,

Premium Member Tougher to Look At --- but Safer to Date
Brody McGregor, who’d all of us fig’red fer single, come struttin’ into the pub, 
all slickered up like a man fit to bury…an’ fairly well...

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Categories: funny, jealousy,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: jealousy, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Trolls
I can remember as a kid a toy that was popular, that I had called trolls
They were funny little cavemen with colorful hair and eyes...

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Categories: betrayal, hurt, jealousy,

For some people
Be it family or friends
No matter what good
You do for them
It’s never enough
You could be the person
Who takes care of them
And wants nothing...

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Categories: hate, jealousy,

Denzel was a dog. He was a nice brown dog who loved to play. Running after his ball was fun. Everybody loved Denzel until it...

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Categories: animal, dog, jealousy, political,

In the wee hours between dreams of fantasy
And before REM sleep appears with common sense
These hours bring forth apparitions
That in no way make sense ...

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Categories: betrayal, funny love, jealousy,

Premium Member A Taste of Honey
There once was a sly kangaroo
Who was jealous of Winnie-the-Poo
   He tasted Poo's honey
   She found that un-funny
Warning: "My jar's not...

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Categories: animal, conflict, jealousy,

Soft,gentle and sweet all day,
You make me always want to pray,
For taught like yours no one can pay,
You are nothing but my Cauliflower.

Everybody queuing up...

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Categories: jealousy, angel, cute love, emotions,

Autocorrect Questions
The AutoCorrect Questions

What the ducking duck is going on?
What is up with this ducking duck?
What the he'll are you doing?
What the duck is this biach...

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Categories: jealousy, feelings, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Cyberstalking Nightmare
Back in two thousand plus some years more of five,
When computers I'd just met, didn't yet with jive;
When a computer was just a box of...

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Categories: jealousy, abuse, bullying, courage, evil,