Jammy Poems - Poems about Jammy

... A LANCASHIRE LIASON “Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in. I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” She grimaced an with er large left arm she swung out an shut door. “Are y’ e......Read the rest...

...Man what a pig sty honestly hope the next place is better seriously listen to this they in their drinking water dump rubish and toxins in it then take their children on roasting days to swim in ......Read the rest...

...Vae victis! Her quick eyes spy out the field. Reconnoitred, the foe's dispositions have been noted, quantified, assessed. The forces of order and tidiness, in neat array, perfect their alignmen......Read the rest...

...Forget your Greek grammar, And your algebra, top set, Brush aside history, economics even if your grades are a sure bet, And I'll tell you why, For knowledge money cannot buy, And that's cake, y......Read the rest...

...Sid pointed to his mouth and told Frank: "Dentist pulled my tooth out" "Hurt?" "I" "Why?" "Doesn't work" "False?" "No, it hurt!" "False tooth?" "No, it was mine" "False......Read the rest...

...Tea stop Mrs Taylor always uses Tea leaves in her giant Tea pot Harry Taylor doesn't mind he'll drink it as long as its hot Get out the biscuit tin you'll find there's quite a lot Bourbon bis......Read the rest...

...Such a beautiful morning So quiet and serene Contented and yawning I'm living the dream. I lie back in my deckchair Emitting a contented sigh When landing on my chest from nowhere Came an exqu......Read the rest...

...Such a beautiful morning So quiet and serene Contented and yawning I'm living the dream. I lie back in my deckchair Emitting a contented sigh When landing on my chest from nowhere Came an exquis......Read the rest...

...Such a beautiful morning So quiet and serene Contented and yawning I'm living the dream. I lie back in my deckchair Emitting a contented sigh When landing on my chest from nowhere Came an exquis......Read the rest...

...Incredibly hung , with the one bung lung, And kidneys not quite a failing, He went to the dentist , Tooth reefed out, Sucked ciggys without inhaling. The guys in the bar, Sucked on cigars......Read the rest...

...When i was a wean we got everything free.from first bras to high heel shoes. ma mammy thought she had the cream of the crop, five braw weans what a jaw drop. dad wasn't working, money was tight, ......Read the rest...

...SOPHIA’S POEM Cheerios across the floor Pen marks on the walls Paint on my new carpet I can’t take it all! Books touched by jammy fingers Chocolate on my cat Boogies on my sofa Who coul......Read the rest...