I had to take my Uncle Jakey to the emergency room, no doubt.
He was screaming and wailing so loudly we scared crows on the route.
Is she having a baby? An elderly woman with no eyesight asked.
I was amazed she was sitting there, completely unmasked.
It’s a he, I told her. He’s my uncle and he’s in the worst kind of pain.
They took him right in. I figured they do that with the insane.
He thinks he is dying, I told her, in a whisper, almost too weak to speak.
It’s a hangnail, the doctor said. Third ridiculous time he’s been in this week.
Categories:
jakey, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Written by Gail DeBole on August 16, 2017
Lacey the turtle fell flat on her back.
She landed squarely.
Her shell did not crack.
Jakey the turtle became her green knight.
With his gentle nudge
She again was upright.
After that, Jakey would not leave her side
Making sure Lacey stayed upright.
She became Jakey’s bride.
Categories:
jakey, animal, care, love, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Who’s in the dog house, someone has been flakey
The someone who lost the unfortunate Jakey
Thank heavens for Girls and the Book of the Face
And the people of town who live down Mayenne Place
For needles in haystacks are easy to spot
Compared to the dog who was there, and was not
The tale of his loss was inherently spurious
The dog in the night time; an incident curious
They shouted, they whistled, they got out their torches
Searched the canal and the shadows in porches
Where was the Jakey dog? No one could tell
Till somebody heard a desperate yell
“He’s here” someone said, “he’s been here all night”
Oh dear, someone will be in the dog house tonight
Result; one happy girl and a tail wagging hound
And ‘The dog which was lost’ now ‘The dog which was found’
by Gail
Categories:
jakey, community, dog, internet, lost,
Form: Rhyme
Hey Jake it's me,
Hey Jake can't you see?
Hey Jake...
Hey Jake you're Hurting me Mentally.
Your name is Jake,
and I can't take that off my mind.
Your Eyes,Your Lips and your Smile.
I don't have the Confidence to let you know,
I'm such a Coward I know,
But Hey I Jake I feel so Low,
That I meant nothing to you all I know.
I'm just a Stranger,
Just a Girl.
just a Pathetic Little one loving you,
But Jake my Feelings are True.
I want to Curse infront of you,
I want to let you know you're such a Fool,
I want you to knoe that you're so Blind.
But Jakey I can't.
My Words,
This Letters,
Those Phrases,
These Sentences.
Jake you should know,
even if I'm such a Fool waiting for you,
My Feelings are True.
and One Day you'll regret letting me go.
Categories:
jakey, beautiful, emotions, jealousy, love,
Form: Free verse