World's number one and two in batting's Who's Who
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Yorkshire’s blessed treasure chest best take their Test berth as they surf the crest out on the hallowed turf
The self anointed..God’s own country..didn’t rest..hasn’t disappointed..simple ploy
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Categories:
jaffa, sports,
Form: Rhyme
KG the OG WTC
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Not just WTC..
KG has to be..the OG
Saffa Jaffa gaffer….sole goal
Batters harries
Carries..never parries
Weight and expectation
Fate & soul
Of a whole nation
South Africa...
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Categories:
jaffa, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Waggers
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In cricket what is the definition of Stoic?
Who is the limited edition who debunks tradition
Who is the true rendition of heroic?
Pay heed to a rare breed from a special creed
The house...
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Categories:
jaffa, sports,
Form: Free verse
Weird Prose
...Wait wait
why does the slinky stay in mid air
Yelling whattttttts up with out care
maybe i need sum
Wear over the rain
Weigh up
Hid rate with the water
did you see the thunder
This years fina...
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Categories:
jaffa, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Gilly and Auntie Pam
...Gilly darling dont do that
You don't know where it's been
And put our hat on there's a love
I'm fetching some ice-cream
Do you want a cornet child?
Or will you take a lolly?
Oh Gilly darling do...
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Categories:
jaffa, beach, childhood, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
For Dinna From Danmark
...Dinna of Denmark
you were my darling
Walking in your well worn sandals
Down the dirty Via Dolorosa
Clutching your stuffed Lion Toy
Swinging your bag
brimful
with secrets and sweets
Penci...
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Categories:
jaffa, farewell, girlfriend, innocence, loss,
Form: Alliteration
The Jaffa Cake Controversy
...Part 1 - Unforgiveable
Beyond all rhyme and reason
Utterly beyond the pale
To be denounced in any season
A complete and utter FAIL
Eleven million watched in awe
Some driven to rage and shoc...
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Categories:
jaffa, food,
Form: Rhyme
Obsessive Orange
...I met this cool dude called Jaffa
At the beginning he was so sweet to me
Sadly after a while he gave me the pip
In the end he ran out of juice and I had to squash him
Then I pulverise...
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Categories:
jaffa, color, crush, food, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Navajo Spirit
...Navajo Spirit
The Amazon is amazing, so why are you still destroying,
Its beauty and your integrity? You are a monster devouring.
This natural beauty is in our way;
So we must destroy to bui...
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Categories:
jaffa, america, history, integrity, nature,
Form: I do not know?
Heaven's Messiah His Lion And, Judah
...Always finding the quite of stillness; peaceful waters her, reflections....
Be it here or, perhaps there ? Assembling their higher educational think tanks
Joey bought a condo at Venice while Pamela, ...
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Categories:
jaffa, angel, art, autumn,
Form: I do not know?
The Aussie Product Scene
...We Aussie like to have a bite
Of bread and butter and vegemite
We’ll save a Crumble bar for you
Cherry Ripe and Lamingtons too
With snags and meat pies all life long
Instant Pavolvas seem all wrong
T...
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Categories:
jaffa, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme