Dog Irony Poems

Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon--had no fiddle,

The little dog laughed, got smashed as a Poodle,
the cow laughed...

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I SAW GOD BUT NOW WHAT

Sounds become muffled in this fog
Emerging from the mist, a golden coat 
Then in that moment I had a vision
Of...

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Oh ewe, oh ewe, dear don't you run away
I've come to play ‘Ba Ba’ with you, so will you stay?

I'm not going to shear you...

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when wolf boy accused his pack of lies ~ the alpha male tore at his eyes 

beta shook her head and wouldn’t take sides ~...

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For children’s maw a woman slept,
When not, wage and daily bun slept.

In hope that at late last he’d come,
Windows, leaving doors open, slept.

The night, shadowy...

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Moonlight shines on the lake,
The gentle ripples make it shimmer
in the eyes like slivers of silver,
Dancing on the unstill water surface.

In the chilly, late Autumn...

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Pigeons, being
Pigeons,
Inadvertently
Mock the dead
As does the passing
Stray dog.
If left alone
Children
Will play among them
Witnessed
By a murder
Of crows....

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I love making money
I hate working
I love playing sports 
I hate getting sweaty
I love having free time
I hate being bored
I love my dog
I Hate picking...

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I saw two gold diggers chasing  by dangerous dogs. 
Hidden behind the hindu golden statues of gods.
Screaming for help, some people came to help them,...

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The feeling is neutral if not numb;
to the fact that most dogs are now rather dumb.
They waddle and limp to whoever has food,
regardless of thought...

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just three simple lines
everything you do Haiku
fishing for foibles


a dog and three pigs
coated in a wallow coat
awaiting the rain


worms, hula dancing
tiny umbrellas shield them
 SPF...

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The expert hunter doesn't cling.
Not having a dog, he hunts with
his cat... not having a cat,
he hunts with his duck, without
duck hunting with mouse...
- mouse...?
-...

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I’m a modern poet.
Pyromaniac.
Psychotic.
And schizophrenic.

Living in emptiness,
I walk in the convolutions of absurdity.
Idiocy spreads over me like the sky.
My poetry storms between cozy shelters and...

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Mujhay apna paltu khinzir bana
Mujhay kutay ki moot marwaa.....

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Dense fog meandering around the conurbations,
Body in the blanket; feeling cold sensations, 
Oh man! 5 seems an early one,
If it'd have been summer; roads be...

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