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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited

Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.

A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in...

Organic

...If love were 'dark matter'
it would be the size
of a small kidney stone.

Hate is
an intestinal tapeworm
that gnaws at our vitals,
though most folks
remain unsure just what 'vitals' are.

T...

MANEUVERABLE MANURE-

..."Running through a mile of wasted compiled vile
 I find myself conflicted sitting in a position
 groaning I'm foul planting a seed of tan and brown
 the snake comes out of me and it flees deposite...

The Poetry Police

...

The pressure is on, can't let a day go by
Without writing a poem... that would be unthinkable
The Poetry Police would be breaking down my door
And exacting severe punishment
Us poet g...

After the Surgery

...These blatant lives we lead
with our guts hanging out
between pretty words.

I remember (after the failed gastric surgery),
when gore spilled out of my prone body;
that slow unwinding of blank ...

Strange Eh

...

The pressure is on, can't let a day go by
Without writing a poem... that would be unthinkable
The Poetry Police would be breaking down my door
And exacting severe punishment
Us poet g...

Wisp of Rags to Riches

...



                       Wispy, you stop it, stop being so cute, 
       adopter-of-warrior-orphanry spokesKitty.
     Little miss adapter to Life on the road 
   with your beautiful hearted...

Happiness 101

...Well here we are us happy guys
At the start of an exciting new day
The sun is shining the boidies are singing
What more is there to say!

Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie
Or ...

Tomorrow Will Take Care of Itself

...Today is all we need worry about
Tomorrow will take care of itself
Yesterday is gone, no changing that
Good advice for our mental health

So many factors can influence us
And create a m...

An Inspiraling Expiration

...It might become too ironically
and iconically embareassing
to admit
I am taking a (s)hit
while exploring
my latest
and perhaps final 
nutritional surmise
compressing peak climax 
surprise

...

Been Hanging Around For 12 Years

...Do you believe it, been hanging around
For the last twelve years or so
Haven't youses guys had enough of my silliness  
But my tired old brain is still rattling around
Funny stuff keeps p...

Does Your Back End Waddle

...Does your back end waddle like a duck?
Does your rear sway from side to side?
Is there a rumbling sound when sitting down
With large ripples in your hide?

Perhaps it's that second piece...

Surgical Reflections

...Days after the surgery I was not myself.
A millennium of stuttering expeditions
through metallically gleaming brain-tunnels
illuminated by a flickering
sixteen millimeter movie camera
shuttered ...

My Old Fashioned Brain

...Hard to tell with the movies these days
What's real and really what's not
It's totally amazing what they now can do
Yesteryear it was always the plot

For old guys like me it's hard keep...

Never Give Up Nope

...Oh, for a land full of “nope”
for leaders with enough gumption,
and intestinal fortitude
to say ….”NOPE!”
as in NO, NADA, NAY,
absolutely, most certainly not,
by no means, never, no thanks,
un...

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