Trump The Most Endowed
Trump does think he is the most endowed,
When compared to all others in his crowd,
He was estranged,
While disarranged,
And they like him are obnoxious and loud.
Jim Horn
Trump Dumber Than Doormat
Trump is definitely dumber than a doormat,
And he has a difficult time trading tit for tat;
And did absconce,
Appropriate response;
Suffered indigested from bacon with the fat.
Jim Horn
Listening To Good Morning Joe Show
Am hearing great Good Morning Joe Show,
About Trump, who on us became big blow,
Pain of course;
Horrible horse,
And party for Putin then decided to throw.
Jim Horn
Putin Became Common Thug
They described Putin as a common thug;
Would screw things up and push and tug,
Face placid,
Then flipped lid,
And a hole for himself he eventually dug.
Jim Horn
God Had Been Telling Me
God had been telling me from the beginning,
The more and more I am sinning and sinning,
As of late,
A new fate;
In case you have not noticed hair is thinning.
Jim Horn
Categories:
indigested, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Nincompoop
Did discover source of someone's doom
When mind likes living in a vacuum
And may find that this is hard to bare
Mind vanished and is no longer there.
How many politicians that felling have had
Hoping at least they may find a tad
If you notice circle is shape of a hoop
And number zero is IQ of a nincompoop.
If in you body brain became benign
And yourself to fact will have to resign
Without any knowledge you have become
Like someone desperate as well as dumb.
Would probably saw this person is stupid
To think grain was stored in a pyramid
By other people this has been protested
And what they tried to eat was indigested.
From results of bulls may have been fed
And down a pathetic path have been led
I must admit I may have been deceived
By a virgin Ben said he had been conceived.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Soldier
Categories:
indigested, humorous,
Form: Couplet