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Trump The Most Endowed Trump does think he is the most endowed, When compared to all others in his crowd, He was estranged, While disarranged, And they like him are obnoxious and loud. Jim Horn Trump Dumber Than Doormat Trump is definitely dumber than a doormat, And he has a difficult time trading tit for tat; And did absconce, Appropriate response; Suffered indigested from bacon with the fat. Jim Horn Listening To Good Morning Joe Show Am hearing great Good Morning Joe Show, About Trump, who on us became big blow, Pain of course; Horrible horse, And party for Putin then decided to throw. Jim Horn Putin Became Common Thug They described Putin as a common thug; Would screw things up and push and tug, Face placid, Then flipped lid, And a hole for himself he eventually dug. Jim Horn God Had Been Telling Me God had been telling me from the beginning, The more and more I am sinning and sinning, As of late, A new fate; In case you have not noticed hair is thinning. Jim Horn

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Date: 7/16/2018 5:41:00 PM
Wow brilliant Jim, made my day, no comments, i'm surprised, wonder if Trump is scaring them off? Keep up the good work, love these to bits, it's poetry like this that makes me wish i had more time to spend on soup.
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Date: 7/17/2018 6:56:00 AM
What I wonder about will be wreath, Of President becoming a psychopath Finish later; Not shatter; And fear of his horrible aftermath.

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