James Horn Poet Limerick

Trump the Most Endowed and More

Trump The Most Endowed

Trump does think he is the most endowed,
When compared to all others  in his crowd,
He was estranged,
While disarranged,
And they like him  are obnoxious and loud.

Jim Horn

Trump Dumber Than Doormat

Trump is definitely  dumber than a doormat,
And he has a difficult time trading tit for tat;
And did absconce,
Appropriate response;
Suffered indigested from bacon with the fat.

Jim Horn


Listening To Good Morning Joe Show

Am hearing great Good Morning Joe Show,
About Trump, who on us became big blow,
Pain of course;
Horrible horse,
And party for Putin  then decided to throw.

Jim Horn


Putin Became Common Thug

They described Putin  as a common thug;
Would screw things up and push and tug,
Face placid,
Then flipped lid,
And a hole for himself he eventually dug.

Jim Horn 

God Had Been Telling Me

God had been telling me  from the beginning,
The more and more I am sinning and sinning,
As of late,
A new fate;
In case you have not noticed hair is thinning.

Jim Horn

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Harry Horsman July 16, 2018 at 5:41 PM Wow brilliant Jim, made my day, no comments, i'm surprised, wonder if Trump is scaring them off? Keep up the good work, love these to bits, it's poetry like this that makes me wish i had more time to spend on soup. James Horn July 17, 2018 at 6:56 AM What I wonder about will be wreath, Of President becoming a psychopath Finish later; Not shatter; And fear of his horrible aftermath.