Immobilizer Poems - Poems about Immobilizer

Ode To Imodium

...Oh, Imodium, 
Constipator of my colon, 
Immobilizer of my bowel; 
You make it possible 
For me to leave 
The house and take 
A long walk in the 
Countryside, without 
Having to remember 
To pack 
Toi...