The menopause has hit me,
My oestrogen is going,
I'm very hot and sweaty,
My face all red and glowing.
My mood is unpredictable,
I scream and then I shout,
My waistbands getting tighter,
I'm fatter without a doubt.
My hair is getting thinner
On the top of my head,
But it's sprouting out of my chin
And upper lip instead.
My mind gets confused,
I'm forgetful, make mistakes,
Everywhere is itchy,
I just want to take a break.
So I'm off to see the doctor
To get some HRT,
Can't deal with all the symptoms
Of this menopause misery!
Categories:
hrt, age, change, humorous, women,
Form: Quatrain
Some call it flushing, Some call it flashing
but when mother suffered dad would come dashing
I think he was worried he might get a bashing
but a ten year old boy just couldn't help laughing .
Mum boiling over thinking no one is caring
Under her breath but I can still hear her swearing
Dad should go to the pub but he's not that daring
its a funny old world my parents are sharing.
Dad wastes a crumb , Why did she bother
I heard mum say , He's just like his mother
No one would miss her if she ran off with another
Yet loved by five daughters and their little brother.
Dad pours the doctor a cup of tea
Delighted when he prescribes H.R.T.
Will that return my wife to me
The doctor says he must wait and see.
Over a month her temper subsiding
Mum and dads love was once more abiding
Together into the future they were striding
and a very young boy knew when it was his luck he was riding.
Categories:
hrt, memory, mum,
Form: Rhyme
Cast away negative tots
They re ntn bt disturbing dots
I'm of great fret
Of what d pregnant u could deliver
I hold hatred for regret
A reason why i'm a believer
I believe u to b a thief
Ma sleeping hrt u stole
U re indeed a perfect gunner
Woke in ur hands bt i'm no runner
Fell in love with ma captor
Ironically spelled!!!!
Finding sweetness in misfortune
It turned around and brings fortune.
MRS HEART ROBBER
Categories:
hrt, absence
Form: ABC
Sayings were said
Meanings were meant
Non is a mock
Like a belief of a monk
Listen to d voice of ma hrt
It cries for lov
And dying is no bluff
An eye for u, Gradually
U siezed ma freedom of girling
And blind ma eyes for sighting
And now for ur love i'm pleading
Yea, ur thinking is ryt
cos
If u think u can
Or u think u can't
U re ryt d either way
cos in life 2moro's always cloudy
I'll treasure u 4eva
U'll be ma GOLD, ma SILVER and
DAIMOND
I LOVE U *kisses in d air*
Categories:
hrt, love
Form: ABC
Pride oh Pride!!!
A renowed human fiber
The ruiner of life ride
Defamation of life guide
Pride is a debtor
Winner in seconds bt
never a victor
Oh i seek from divine
Mindlessness from
inferiority
For it yields nothing bt
lost
Indeed more than a sign
A shower of
vulnerability
Of the danger we
feared d most
Pierces the hrt of the
closest
Damages d mind of a
modest
Yes again a debtor!!
Debt of gratitude
Causing errors in
attitude
It steals humanity
before realised
Humiliates when
tarnished....
*TO BE CONTINUED....*
Categories:
hrt, absence
Form: ABC
you told me you loved me but then you go.
you left me without looking back once more.
you just walked out of my life as if it was nothing.
you ruined me,i hope your hapy with what you did.
you have your best friend to tell me that you no longer love me and that you want me out of
your life,that shows how much of a man you ar now
my life is distrayed becuse or you.
my hearts shattered into millions or jegged shards.
you lied when you said forever we'll be together.
you lied when you repeated that im your baby for the rest of your dayys.
you always said we'll always be together in the end.
you proposed and i said yes,mounths later i you leave me to walk with a shattered heart.
i didnt posiibly think i could get anymore hrt,i guess i was wrong.
my heart cant take another break.
Categories:
hrt, lost loveme, life, me,
Form: I do not know?
Reflection in your eyes see a gypsy soul
body is near spirit roaming free
the pisces N my hrt feeling what eyes can no longer see
Wondering what life is supposed to be
traveling holding memories of all faces&places
Follow the map getting lost
Have a home, things and him
Do the same thing day -in- out
Turn gray pray that when I die
My body spring into that place heaven
Sending my spirit into another dimension
is that existence
me
Categories:
hrt, body,
Form: I do not know?