Horney Poems - Poems about Horney

...Let me sing love song. In this world of love. Because am in this world of love. Oh test this sweet song, which's testing like a horney. Let your toung enjoy this flowing sweet. Oh feel thi......

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...It’s All Good M. Griswold 120203 Slobbering kisses ain't so bad and slippery tongues are grand to be had. Tender touches with back sliding hands are caressingly shivering and sensually rad. ......

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...When I was a boy in west Texas I kept a treasure box much the way building corner stones are done - with an eye to the future anticipating a grand opening one day.That day came this year when I offic......

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...Limerick crochetés: Portrait of a Dead Brit Nazi, Lord of the Lollypoppians Part One Once an uppity man from Poland Wed a stumpy wench from High Golan Result: mangy mongre......

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...I’m going on a road trip where I’ll be trip’n on the road; Every day adding new stories to the ones already told. No home as an anchor; no job to keep me hanging ‘round. So, I ‘m head’n down the high......

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...Horney Jack, an old friend of mine, married three wives at one time! I asked, "Why the third"? He said, "one, is absurd, and bigamy, of course, is a crime"!......

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... Where I grew up there’s a unique creature Has Horns everywhere, a unique feature Six inches in length and dinosaur like The horns on his head stick out like a spike They call him a “H......

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...The dwarf told Snow White from his heart, “If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.” Our objective is to always please, But we need to mount you on your knees. If you think we’re coming on ......

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...Thanksgiving Eve Hate the holidays well I got one for you. Dont have to follow no rules. Just drink till ya drop. To what's the ocassion still ya havent a clue. Hey there missy. dont piss ......

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...Mornings are dreadful time in life unless waking beside gorgeous woman hopefully a not married one husbans can be such a downer. And when ya wake to a warm beautiful creature by your side. And t......

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...How come they call it Labor Day when nobody works? And why Pool-Table? Where's the diving board? the water? How can you play "Draw-Poker" without paper and pencil? Do ******* really have bigger ......

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