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Premium Member 'eddie Haskell'
Do you recall that ornery rascal Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' -- Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?' -- Like a laughing hyena ~ or jackal...

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Categories: haskell, celebrity, remember, rude,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Eddie Haskell
David and Ricky were cute, at best Bud Anderson was a clueless pest But that enduring, fun rascal our dear Eddie Haskell provided a refreshing, honest zest! On A Lim Contest Sponsor: Joseph May from the TV show "Leave It To Beaver"...

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Categories: haskell, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Wallace, Wally, Cleaver and Eddie Haskell
Wallace “Wally” Cleaver handsome, well-liked high achiever, befriended Eddie, so unlike him. Golly!* Wally wasn’t given to whim! Eddie Haskell was a neat, slick, conniving rascal. With his flattery and pseudo-smiles, he spiced up the show with his wiles. Leave It to Beaver *Wally and other characters use expressions like “Gee whiz,” “Gosh,” and “Golly.” September 29, 2021 entered in the Clerihew 2 Contest ...

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Categories: haskell, humor, teenage,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member The Haskell News
The Haskell News Written: by Miracle Man July 6, 2020 A small town paper that’s been around for a spell, But is this pandemic sounding its coming death knell? It reports all things local that make small town news, weddings, deaths, school activities, and diverse views. But like all things in life, has it outlived its time? Suddenly are we hearing a faint...

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Categories: haskell, death of a friend,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Beware, Eddie Haskell
Beware, Eddie Haskell Consummate flatterer Don't eat up his praise--- He'll stay thin ~ You'll get fatter...

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Categories: haskell, satire,
Form: Clerihew




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