Haskell Poems - Poems about Haskell

...Hideous heathen heretic! Dangerous deadly derelict! Blasphemous bellowing bunk! Scandalous scheming skunk! Rambunctious riotous rascal! Devious as Eddie Haskell! Cancerous countywid......Read the rest...

... Zenith University I am a proud graduate  of Zenith University,  where the quality stays on  until the little dot  shrinks and goes away.  I attended that fine institution  with ......Read the rest...

... The Real Truth With Texas Idioms Miracle Man October 22, 2023 Saturday nights in Haskell was always a battle, some thought Ruff might be “all hat and no Cattle”. He oft searched f......Read the rest...

...Do you recall that ornery rascal Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' -- Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?' -- Like a laughing hyena ~ or jackal......Read the rest...

...David and Ricky were cute, at best Bud Anderson was a clueless pest But that enduring, fun rascal our dear Eddie Haskell provided a refreshing, honest zest! On A Lim Contest Sponsor: Joseph M......Read the rest...

...Wallace “Wally” Cleaver handsome, well-liked high achiever, befriended Eddie, so unlike him. Golly!* Wally wasn’t given to whim! Eddie Haskell was a neat, slick, conniving rascal. With his fl......Read the rest...

...It is time for them to run In the Jersey Shore tourist sun Continuing their three-year-old campaign Feeling the warmth of youthful fame Before being sent out to be studs And ......Read the rest...

...He was Eddie Haskell on "Leave It To Beaver". He starred as the best friend of Wally Cleaver. When he starred as Eddie, his performances were sure to please. Sadly, he died on May 18, 2020 from Pe......Read the rest...

...Beaverish, feverish hot Mrs. Cleaver wished that her affair had not given her clap. Fast Eddie Haskell, her boy-toy, that rascal, his transmissibility claims were all crap. “Tickle me, ......Read the rest...

... The Haskell News Written: by Miracle Man July 6, 2020 A small town paper that’s been around for a spell, But is this pandemic sounding its coming death knell? It reports all things l......Read the rest...

...A Blue Jay flew squawking into a crown alerting all the other birds around News of coming danger ran through the stand down to the floor and across all the land The Mother Tree signaled through t......Read the rest...

...Oh you poor dear, no comments either? Maybe you were a little to hard on the beaver. I’m sure some you will get. You are their prized pet. Just like Eddy Haskell and Ward Cleaver.......Read the rest...

... I Am A Planter By: Tom Wright 6/20/99 I'm just a simple planter from a Cedar tree I'm made. Young birds have spent time in my boughs while beneath, perhaps, young children played. ......Read the rest...

... Bygone Days Written: By Tom Wright 4/3/2007 Remember the slogan “Haskell is moving, are you pushing? The railroad depot stands no more In the spot it occupied for so long. Inste......Read the rest...

... Tom’s Surprise 80th Birthday Party Haskell F.W.B. Church 12-5-2018 My spring of life contained pregnant clouds, Almost as if suspended by parachute shrouds; Now, winter has painted i......Read the rest...