'eddie Haskell'
Do you recall that ornery rascal
Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' --
Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver
And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?' --
Like a laughing hyena ~ or jackal
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Categories:
haskell, celebrity, remember, rude,
Form: Limerick
Eddie Haskell
David and Ricky were cute, at best
Bud Anderson was a clueless pest
But that enduring, fun rascal
our dear Eddie Haskell
provided a refreshing, honest zest!
On A Lim Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
from the TV show "Leave It To Beaver"
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Categories:
haskell, humor,
Form: Limerick
Wallace, Wally, Cleaver and Eddie Haskell
Wallace “Wally” Cleaver
handsome, well-liked high achiever,
befriended Eddie, so unlike him.
Golly!* Wally wasn’t given to whim!
Eddie Haskell
was a neat, slick, conniving rascal.
With his flattery and pseudo-smiles,
he spiced up the show with his wiles.
Leave It to Beaver
*Wally and other characters use expressions like “Gee whiz,” “Gosh,” and “Golly.”
September 29, 2021
entered in the Clerihew 2 Contest
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Categories:
haskell, humor, teenage,
Form: Clerihew
The Haskell News
The Haskell News
Written: by Miracle Man
July 6, 2020
A small town paper that’s been around for a spell,
But is this pandemic sounding its coming death knell?
It reports all things local that make small town news,
weddings, deaths, school activities, and diverse views.
But like all things in life, has it outlived its time?
Suddenly are we hearing a faint
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Categories:
haskell, death of a friend,
Form: Rhyme
Beware, Eddie Haskell
Beware, Eddie Haskell
Consummate flatterer
Don't eat up his praise---
He'll stay thin
~ You'll get fatter
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Categories:
haskell, satire,
Form: Clerihew