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Haskell Poems - Poems about Haskell

Haskell Poems - Examples of all types of poems about haskell to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for haskell.
Zenith University
... Zenith University I am a proud graduate  of Zenith University,  where the quality stays on  until the little dot  shrinks and goes away.  I attended that fine institution  with ......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, appreciation, celebrity, education, fun,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Real Truth With Texas Idioms
... The Real Truth With Texas Idioms Miracle Man October 22, 2023 Saturday nights in Haskell was always a battle, some thought Ruff might be “all hat and no Cattle”. He oft searched f......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, bullying, humor, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member 'eddie Haskell'
...Do you recall that ornery rascal Who played the role of one 'Eddie Haskell' -- Good morning, Mrs. Cleaver And how's my friend, 'the Beaver?' -- Like a laughing hyena ~ or jackal......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, celebrity, remember, rude,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Eddie Haskell
...David and Ricky were cute, at best Bud Anderson was a clueless pest But that enduring, fun rascal our dear Eddie Haskell provided a refreshing, honest zest! On A Lim Contest Sponsor: Joseph M......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Wallace, Wally, Cleaver and Eddie Haskell
...Wallace “Wally” Cleaver handsome, well-liked high achiever, befriended Eddie, so unlike him. Golly!* Wally wasn’t given to whim! Eddie Haskell was a neat, slick, conniving rascal. With his fl......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, humor, teenage,
Form: Clerihew



Premium Member Ghostly Poetic Thoughts From the 20th Century Garden State Monmouth Park Summer
...It is time for them to run In the Jersey Shore tourist sun Continuing their three-year-old campaign Feeling the warmth of youthful fame Before being sent out to be studs And ......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, animal, beautiful, pride, race,
Form: Rhyme
The Death of Ken Osmond
...He was Eddie Haskell on "Leave It To Beaver". He starred as the best friend of Wally Cleaver. When he starred as Eddie, his performances were sure to please. Sadly, he died on May 18, 2020 from Pe......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, celebrity, death, goodbye,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Leave It To Beaver: the Last Episode
...Beaverish, feverish hot Mrs. Cleaver wished that her affair had not given her clap. Fast Eddie Haskell, her boy-toy, that rascal, his transmissibility claims were all crap. “Tickle me, ......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, family, humorous,
Form: Double Dactyl
Premium Member The Haskell News
... The Haskell News Written: by Miracle Man July 6, 2020 A small town paper that’s been around for a spell, But is this pandemic sounding its coming death knell? It reports all things l......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, death of a friend,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mother Tree Stewardship
...A Blue Jay flew squawking into a crown alerting all the other birds around News of coming danger ran through the stand down to the floor and across all the land The Mother Tree signaled through t......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, earth, environment, mother, sun,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Leave It To Beaver
...Oh you poor dear, no comments either? Maybe you were a little to hard on the beaver. I’m sure some you will get. You are their prized pet. Just like Eddy Haskell and Ward Cleaver.......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member I Am a Planter
... I Am A Planter By: Tom Wright 6/20/99 I'm just a simple planter from a Cedar tree I'm made. Young birds have spent time in my boughs while beneath, perhaps, young children played. ......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, bird, children, flower, inspirational,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Bygone Days
... Bygone Days Written: By Tom Wright 4/3/2007 Remember the slogan “Haskell is moving, are you pushing? The railroad depot stands no more In the spot it occupied for so long. Inste......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, age, eulogy, time,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Toms Surprise 80th Birthday Party
... Tom’s Surprise 80th Birthday Party Haskell F.W.B. Church 12-5-2018 My spring of life contained pregnant clouds, Almost as if suspended by parachute shrouds; Now, winter has painted i......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, age, birthday, blessing,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Beware, Eddie Haskell
...Beware, Eddie Haskell Consummate flatterer Don't eat up his praise--- He'll stay thin ~ You'll get fatter......Read the rest...
Categories: haskell, satire,
Form: Clerihew

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