Are you ready for a few laughs
from Horn Haiku of course
Cognitive dissonance and resonance
Santos on drug binge
had been using a syringe
causing us to cringe
Santos still livid
they say that he has COVID
loosing would flip lid
had mind badly soiled
Santos is like eggs hardboiled
a child who was spoiled
When Santos occurred
as usual reassured
trouble up had stirred
Santos much bad news
Peruse then he would abuse
suffered a big bruise
Categories:
hardboiled, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
They`re heart`s like an egg forever hardboiled,
friends that betrayed, dreams that were foiled.
Protecting it`s shell and those whom were loyal,
toys of their youth, their health, all now spoiled spoiled.
They`re heart`s like an egg forever hardboiled.
Decisions, regrets, a life of turmoil,
choices, bad bets, and days of hard toil,
they fall to their beds, body in coil.
They`re heart`s like an egg, forever hardboiled.
Doing their best only turning up roiled.
Controversial at best, always embroiled,
and they no longer fear, being planted in soil.
Categories:
hardboiled, age, drink, grave, memory,
Form: Lyric
Talk the Talk and Walk the Walk
Know Your Onions
Hey there Big Cheese
I think you are the bee’s knees
Not a bluenose or a flat tire,
But, ooh hardboiled & too Oliver Twist to resist
Let us skip the youths' rub & head far removed from the petting pantry
Share a jorum of skee at the local speakeasy
Now we are on the trolley!
Let us slowly ankle to the joint
I’m a copasetic-bearcat
Watch my gams, catch my point?
Oh hepcat I’ll get your handcuff or
This darb Sheba’s bank is closed for someone else
Butt me, you spiffy sheik
Cuz I’m stuck on you bimbo
Unleash
Know your onions & manacle this
Choice bit of calico,
You know you can’t resist
Then and then only will you wield me to your struggle buggy and
We’ll be jake!
The cat's pajamas!!
Berries!
Sunshine Williams
1920’s Slang
Categories:
hardboiled, boyfriend, cool, funny, history,
Form: Free verse
Hardboiled women, has your solid heart never been cracked.
Your golden soul still intact.
Allow life’s experience to peel away your shell, before we expire.
Let the yolk of your soul be the enriching ingredient in the journey of your life.
Categories:
hardboiled, courage, encouraging, hope, identity,
Form: Free verse