Women Halloween Poems

Jesus Jack-o-Lantern sings louder than most
I am his mama, and I am here to boast….
His alto voice is as great as anyone’s ever was.
He sings...

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The Witch’s hair was black as night
Her teeth were white 
And eyes were bright.

She boiled her potions,
And brewed her lotions 
She smiled at clouds and...

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Bats and snakes, make no mistakes 
                  ...

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She cannot be a witch, the children cry.
She is our great-grandmother, we call her Vi.
She comes floating down the stair and gives them the eye.
What...

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When I was a child I carved pumpkins in silly ways.
I enjoyed adding pointed teeth and hair in gobs of frays.
I always made the eyes...

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GOOD AFTERNOON 
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 
BOYS AND GIRLS.

WELCOME... 
TO THE WORLD OF 
TRANSHUMANISM.

I AM YOUR HOST
THE DAPPER RING MASTER.
AND THIS...
IS THE WORLD OF 
TRANSHUMANISM 
AND...

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The witches dance tonight, he confided, with a leering grin.
I did not understand but recognized his gargoyleish evil twin.
They began to cackle, sounding a lot...

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“Forever”



When The Terrors came,
The Uncontrollable Ones,
she closed her eyes
and listened for the notes
her mother had planted
amongst the deep blues,
beds of Forget-Me-Nots,
she followed the 
labyrinthine trail...

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The old women found a black cat
That changed into a large bat
Took her high up in the air
Then slung her by the hair
Into a machine...

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I am dressing as Elvira, the very sexy witch.
I will walk with her arrogant, self-confident twitch.
I will use a sultry voice, and leave admirers in...

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...Besides them we have the zombies,
by far easiest to contain,
they spend all day shuffling slow
to the nearest pile of cowbrains.
We throw them in every few...

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Whatever you do, when you get near,
No matter what happens, do not show a whit of fear.

What? These are only old women, right? Crones, in...

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Teenage girls to the age of 18
Are renown as juicy and lean
Then Old Father Time
Commits an hate crime
Making them fat, wrinkled, and mean!...

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Was It someone rapping ‘pon my window
Or was the tapping from far away?

Was it the moon that shone through my window
Or Lucifer’s light, as the...

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Donned my shroud for work that night,
at the amusement park in the haunted house
to thrill some kids; give 'em a fright
just me alone I ran...

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