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Funny Haiku Poems

These Funny Haiku poems are examples of Haiku poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Haiku Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member snails
snail inside his shell
during noisy lightning storm....  
escargot   ...

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Categories: funny, nature,



said and done
lips are wide open
do you need my kiss, sweetheart? 
she gave the lipstick
...

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Categories: funny love,

Funny Bunny Loves Honey Horn Haiku
in love with Bunny 
who has a taste for honey 
seeming so funny
to see pay much money
while weather is sunny...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Premium Member winter snow haiku
white snow is pretty 
winter weather very cold 
snow people marching...

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Categories: cool, snow, uplifting, weather,

The Connivance
Persecuting good,
Sleeping with enemy,
God sees you funny....

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Categories: betrayal, evil, judgement, perspective,



Poems Mumble and Stumble Horn Haiku
when my poems mumble
find words around will fumble
stupid and on would stumble

are things cat enjoys
likes playing with kitty toys
and girls with boys

while idiots will bloom
for...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, analogy,

FIVE HAIKU
1

sunflowers ring
teenagers ChatGPT
Sapphic know-how

2
her décolleté blouse
and see-through saree—
curve’s vanity

3
a curled snake
with fangs ready to poison
love’s narrow passage

4
sky’s canvas-
disfigures in no time
my funny face

5
she wrings her...

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Categories: beauty, nature, relationship, vanity,

Premium Member Cantos of Love
("Red Skin", 2023, original encaustic)

Cantos of Love

Was it ever here at all…

Faces, eyes, lips, breasts and thighs
Parade through memory
Fading, fading fast
As years advance.

Maybe these closets...

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Categories: love, memory, poems,

Premium Member Green
Quote By Poet "A good friend makes a plain meal extra special."
 
green is colorful
comes in many pretty shades
mint to deep forest
 
 
green beans...

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Categories: food, friend, fun, green,

Rat
The chubby rat sat,
On the soft and fluffy mat,
While watching the cat.



Note: Credit to Jaiah for giving me insperation...

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Categories: animal, funny,

Premium Member Goose Haiku
HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!
HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!
HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!...

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Categories: bird, funny, humor,

Bell
The clang of the bell
Bringing spiel to my ear,
Funny thing 'bout faith....

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Categories: faith, humor, introspection, perspective,

Premium Member Colorful
Quote By Poet: "God's pretty colors paint a pretty day for us to enjoy."

God paints butterflies
magical colors to see
dancing on flowers.

God paints all flowers
from His...

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Categories: animal, beauty, butterfly, flower,

Premium Member Haiku In the Mirror
I am short and sweet
Read quickly before I leave
Haiku is my name...

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Categories: poems, poets, words, writing,

Premium Member Red Hot Cayene Pepper
red hot cayene pepper
bit my tongue ~ mouth like a snake
I need an ice cube...

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Categories: food, humor, pain, scary,