Funny Haiku Poems

These Funny Haiku poems are examples of Haiku poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Haiku Funny poems written by international poets.


Retaliation by M. L. Kiser
Going down the stairs,
Hand grasps the banister rail;
Hiding mantis bites!

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Categories: funny, humor, insect, nature,

Premium MemberKOOL AID by Line Gauthier


kool aid
summer flavors
purple tongue



posted on June 12, 2108...

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Categories: fun, funny, growing up,



Premium MemberPIERCED HEART BY CUPID LOVE AT LAST by James Edward Lee Sr.
i the angel Cupid
just in case your heart does breaks
my arrow pierced heart

gives a random chance
a fleeting passer by glance
shot love now at last


5/21/18
written words...

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Categories: appreciation, character, funny love,

Premium MemberFLAT TIRE by James Edward Lee Sr.
i had a flat tire
drove it all the way from home
lived ten miles away

5/20/18
written words by  James Edward Lee Sr.
Copyright ©  2018...

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Categories: anxiety, betrayal, funny,

WHAT THE WISE MEN SAY by Aishwarya vr
      With the finger comes snap,
      With the hand comes clap,
and With the face comes...

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Categories: funny, humor,

Premium MemberOscar-ku 7 -It Happened One Night by Mark Toney
heiress on the lam
great romantic comedy. . .
won top five Oscars






Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved. 
First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku...

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Categories: film, funny, romantic,

Premium MemberRide home from the beach haiku by Charlie Knowlton
 

                     05/09/2018
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Categories: beach, funny, sea, summer,

Extra by Virginia Waters10


                        funny...

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Categories: film, fun, humor, joy,

Vanilla Spray by Abby KR


A vanilla spray
Lovely scent but some afraid
Milly is afraid


We spray it on her
She runs away screaming
It is quite funny

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Categories: friendship, friendship love, funny,

Premium Member'haiku' by Gershon Wolf
twenty critters crushed...

  car crash...driver tipsy...hah...

    we laughed...not funny


        April 25 2018...

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Categories: animal, car, death, drink,

Premium MemberThe polite and rude Haiku by Charlie Knowlton
 



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Categories: haiku, funny, humor, rude,

Premium MemberHe's A Keeper by Caren Krutsinger
He’s a keeper, the relatives all agreed.

You’re lucky to have this one.

Marriage will link me too
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Categories: funny, funny love, humor,

Hilarious Pets by Bernard F. Asuncion
C-ute cats in your home
M-ake you laugh out loud each day, 
H-aving funny moves.






Topic: Birthday of Christopher M. Hernandez (March 11) 
Form: Acrostic Haiku...

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Categories: birthday,

Premium MemberHAIKU MOMENT 32 by Leon Enriquez



Old friends meet
Unclog old times;
Fest flavours best

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Wind chimes
Sacred sounds hint;
Sonic colours 

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Lovely wit
Touch greets jest;
Funny flavours 

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Dusk arrives
Stillness moves;
Cicadas sing

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Dawn harvest
Bright beams blaze;
Rainbow clouds

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Balcony rapture
Darkness...

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Categories: beauty,

Haiku 7 by Sneha RV The Literature Lover

village 'holiday'
 rooster breaks a dreamy sleep
 
      rude awakening

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Multiple meanings...

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Categories: dream, funny, good morning,

Quit Bugging Me by Katherine Stella
grabbed my dixie cup 
buzzing my cabins window ..
a horse fly 
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Categories: candy, fantasy, kids, funny,

Take Off by Katherine Stella
out my window
blades spinning faster
up up and away...

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Categories: dream, fantasy, funny,

Sudden Impact by Katherine Stella
birds flight
ends abruptly 
sudden impact...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, grief, visionary,

Premium MemberSNOW SMILE by James Edward Lee Sr.
SNOW SMILE

You smile ever so
Bright as the frozen glacier
In a cold snow-night

Breathes as fresh minty
Tastes of Artic kiss embrace
Warm my love tender

Warmth by your beauty
Blanketed...

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Categories: cute love, devotion, funny

Premium MemberANIMAL ABUSE by James Edward Lee Sr.
A top a mountain
Pointed above the clouds covered
In powdery snow

Himalaya sky
Hard to breathe must be to high
Hold on to the rope

I don't wanna fall
Cuz I...

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Categories: blessing, crazy, fate, funny,