Funny Haiku Poems | Examples
These Funny Haiku poems are examples of Haiku poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Haiku Funny poems written by international poets.
PECKING BIRDS
Woodpeckers don’t talk;
Yet, can run their mouths all day:
Just ask a tree:-
A MEOW CHASE
The noise woke me up.
Cat ran from under the bed:
Big rat chasing her!
ABANDONED IN WETNESS
Cold rain fell today:-
The sun just stood there watching:
Leaving us likewise:-
leaf fell on the car
left an imprint of itself
today the tree fell
Boys Forts
The boys would climb up,
taking toys and making noise,
into the tall trees.
Wearing funny hats,
yelling~ were their pants on fire?
we did laugh at them.
Girls Castles
Dining room table,
with long lace cloth was our spot,
under on the floor.
Dolls were everywhere,
tea and cookies were a treat,
we were princesses.
WEBBING BLACK WIDOW
She loved him dearly:
In webbed satisfied love,
She loved him to death:-
ANIMAL CHAOS
Dogs barking loudly,
excited cats meowing,
as rats run and play:-
fresh picked blueberries
stimulate poetic pens ~
my muse just wants pie
bad dog's guilty eyes
doomed awaiting master's wrath
~ treasured memories
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
snail inside his shell
during noisy lightning storm....
escargot
lips are wide open
do you need my kiss, sweetheart?
she gave the lipstick
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make it very short
and keep it simple, stupid
you now have haiku
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~Awkward Splits :~)
horse in stable laugh
even the cow and her calf
giraffe took half bow
found atop her head
the disappearing glasses~
a mystery solved
Poetry is to write
what your heart tells you deep inside
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