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Funny Haiku Poems

These Funny Haiku poems are examples of Haiku poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Haiku Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Memberquestions by sand blown
is the world shrinking...
how will the universe end...
can time be reversed...

does time speed with age...
can moments repeat themselves...
future predictions...

are there aliens...
more order or more chaos...
what...

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Categories: adventure,

Premium MemberGOURD-GEOUS by Kim Rodrigues
funny little gourds
slightly ugly and bumpy
— adopted by me

10/15/2018
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Categories: october,



Kylie by Ernilando Tugaff
Kylie

Pretty and funny
Energetic and lovely
My little Kylie...

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Categories: beauty, funny,

Premium MemberFORTUNE COOKIE by RUDOLPH RINALDI
I ate a fortune cookie with the paper in it 
I am pretty sure that the fortune 
will come through
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Categories: cute, food, funny, humor,

trail mix haiku by Jo Bien
two pounds of M&M's
3 raisins, 2 nuts, 1 seed
the way I like it!...

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Categories: funny,

haiku by Warren Doll
rain drops hit still pond
surface ripples spread outward
tickling frog bellies...

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Categories: animal, funny, rain, weather,

Chickpeas by Debjani Mitra
chickpeas in a pod
conglomerate of peanuts
butter of hummus 

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Categories: food, funny, imagination, meaningful,

Today, Rapunzel Dies by Brianna Hobson
Let down your long hair 
Wrapped around your throat and teeth 
Blue veins and cold lips...

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Categories: beauty, character, funny, hair,

Premium MemberNot Fast Enough by Joseph Soper
ginger streak races
through closing door with great haste
we call him "Tippy"...

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Categories: animal, cat, funny,

Laughing Dog by Timothy McGuire
my dog laughs at me
for the funny things he sees
i'm trying to do...

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Categories: dog,

Untalented by M. L. Kiser
Lone dove sits on twigs;
Has no carpentry talent.
Dove nest blows away.

Doves untalented,
Birth their young with lots of luck;
God smiles upon them.
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Categories: animal, bird, earth, environment,

Silliness by Byron Kaya
Haiku! Gesundheit!
Sorry, just fussing around
Hope it was funny...

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Categories: silly,

Retaliation by M. L. Kiser
Going down the stairs,
Hand grasps the banister rail;
Hiding mantis bites!

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Categories: funny, humor, insect, nature,

Premium MemberKOOL AID by Line Gauthier


kool aid
summer flavors
purple tongue



posted on June 12, 2108...

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Categories: fun, funny, growing up,

Premium MemberPIERCED HEART BY CUPID LOVE AT LAST by James Edward Lee Sr.
i the angel Cupid
just in case your heart does breaks
my arrow pierced heart

gives a random chance
a fleeting passer by glance
shot love now at last


5/21/18
written words...

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Categories: appreciation, character, funny love,

Premium MemberFLAT TIRE by James Edward Lee Sr.
i had a flat tire
drove it all the way from home
lived ten miles away

5/20/18
written words by  James Edward Lee Sr.
Copyright ©  2018...

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Categories: anxiety, betrayal, funny,

WHAT THE WISE MEN SAY by Aishwarya vr
      With the finger comes snap,
      With the hand comes clap,
and With the face comes...

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Categories: funny, humor,

Premium MemberOscar-ku 7 -It Happened One Night by Mark Toney
heiress on the lam
great romantic comedy. . .
won top five Oscars






Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved. 
First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku...

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Categories: film, funny, romantic,

Premium Memberhaiku ride home from the beach by Charlie Knowlton

                     05/09/2018
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Categories: beach, funny, sea, summer,

Extra by Virginia Waters


                        funny...

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Categories: film, fun, humor, joy,