Funny Haiku Poems
These Funny Haiku poems are examples of Haiku poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Haiku Funny poems written by international poets.
Ol’ Blue The ToadThere once was a dumb toad named Blue
who went around eating white glue;
Horns grew from his head,
His body turned red,
He said, “I should have eaten...
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Categories:
food, funny, hilarious,
Fear and laughterMy fear and laughter
Both always so unwanted
At most awkward times
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deep, fear, funny,
bad dog
bad dog's guilty eyes
doomed awaiting master's wrath
~ treasured memories
posted on March 18, 2025...
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Categories:
dog, memory, time,
When A Funny Guy Horn Haikuwhen a funny guy
happy tears would flow from sky
never pass him by...
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Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Chop chopI cut a mango.
Oh no, where did my hand go.
Fingers In a cup....
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food, fruit, funny, silly,
The Mosquito17-01-2025
A mosquito on
My hand-suddenly a sharp
Swat turns the place still
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Categories:
care, cheer up, crush,
Alien Armpitsalien armpits
dripping shimmering sweat orbs
on the crop circle
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adventure, cheer up, color,
OceanOcean the blue cat
likes to suck on random toes
taste the salty sweat
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Categories:
beach, blue, fun, giggle,
Chardonnay Chardonnay the cat
likes to drink toilet water
and stumble around
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Categories:
cat, color, cute, drink,
GrapeGrape the purple cat
rolled around the kitchen floor
and under the fridge...
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Categories:
cat, food, funny, giggle,
Sweet LoveYour love is a cake
Chocolate with whipped icing
Gluttonous-I am
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cute love, funny love,
Don't Eat The Cocktail Sauce In The RefridgeratorSweat pricks my eyes shut
Flaming punches strike my gut
Yet I boldly dance...
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Categories:
confidence, endurance, food, funny,
CartoonsCartoons makes me laugh
Creation of ingenious
Great human outlet....
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Categories:
creation, engagement, funny, inspiration,
Funny BlooperYou can make humor
Out of drumstick to a mic
A funny blooper....
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Categories:
character, creation, humor, perspective,
EpitaphI saw epitaph
Engrave says, "He died of love".
Pinch my heart to laugh.
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Categories:
death, funny love, memorial,