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Funny Haiku Poems

These Funny Haiku poems are examples of Haiku poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Haiku Funny poems written by international poets.


Ms Quote - Haiku 4 by Jovial Vigilante
"James, never include 
quotes in a haiku poem"
my teacher once said...

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Categories: funny, teacher, writing, youth,

Premium MemberReading Glasses by Chantelle Anne Cooke
Typing without sight
Where are my reading glasses?
Poems in high clouds

Blurry letters laugh
My muses rebel and type
Sorting ideas

Create and caught dreams
Blaze through memory mindful
Blinking eyes sigh...

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Categories: appreciation, computer, funny, muse,



Keeping mum by Sneha RV The Literature Lover

Reindeer wait
   by the pane
I see shapes


A present!
   Santa thinks
I’m asleep 


Smells like mum 
   lent Santa 
her perfume......

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Categories: child, childhood, children, christian,

Beauty-fool by MAHTAB BANGALEE
So-so, azure cool
Beauty-fool uses warmed tool
To remove black mole


-December 24, 2018 Chattogram
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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberA Christmas Sencharlieru by Paul Callus

 late at night
 a shepherd
 woke his wife

 I saw...heard
 angels sing
 in the sky!

 it’s the wine
 she mumbled
 or UFOs!

- - -...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Memberhaiku has no by Caren Krutsinger
haiku has no
punctuation
i can buy that

haiku has no
capitals
got it

haiku has no
adjectives

so many 
experts

i choose to
be my own
haiku guru
now


...

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Categories: haiku, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Memberquestions by sand blown
is the world shrinking...
how will the universe end...
can time be reversed...

does time speed with age...
can moments repeat themselves...
future predictions...

are there aliens...
more order or more chaos...
what...

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Categories: adventure,

Premium MemberGOURD-GEOUS by Kim Rodrigues
funny little gourds
slightly ugly and bumpy
— adopted by me

10/15/2018
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Categories: october,

Kylie by Ernilando Tugaff
Kylie

Pretty and funny
Energetic and lovely
My little Kylie...

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Categories: beauty, funny,

Premium MemberFORTUNE COOKIE by RUDOLPH RINALDI
I ate a fortune cookie with the paper in it 
I am pretty sure that the fortune 
will come through
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Categories: cute, food, funny, humor,

trail mix haiku by Jo Bien
two pounds of M&M's
3 raisins, 2 nuts, 1 seed
the way I like it!...

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Categories: funny,

haiku by Warren Doll
rain drops hit still pond
surface ripples spread outward
tickling frog bellies...

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Categories: animal, funny, rain, weather,

Chickpeas by Debjani Mitra
chickpeas in a pod
conglomerate of peanuts
butter of hummus 

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Categories: food, funny, imagination, meaningful,

Today, Rapunzel Dies by Brianna Hobson
Let down your long hair 
Wrapped around your throat and teeth 
Blue veins and cold lips...

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Categories: beauty, character, funny, hair,

Premium MemberNot Fast Enough by Joseph Soper
ginger streak races
through closing door with great haste
we call him "Tippy"...

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Categories: animal, cat, funny,

Laughing Dog by Timothy McGuire
my dog laughs at me
for the funny things he sees
i'm trying to do...

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Categories: dog,

Untalented by M. L. Kiser
Lone dove sits on twigs;
Has no carpentry talent.
Dove nest blows away.

Doves untalented,
Birth their young with lots of luck;
God smiles upon them.
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Categories: animal, bird, earth, environment,

Silliness by Byron Kaya
Haiku! Gesundheit!
Sorry, just fussing around
Hope it was funny...

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Categories: silly,

Retaliation by M. L. Kiser
Going down the stairs,
Hand grasps the banister rail;
Hiding mantis bites!

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Categories: funny, humor, insect, nature,

Premium MemberKOOL AID by Line Gauthier


kool aid
summer flavors
purple tongue



posted on June 12, 2108...

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Categories: fun, funny, growing up,