Sore piles
No smiles.
31/10/2017
Contest one Footle only
Sponsored by Judy Konos.
Categories:
haemorrhoids, body, hurt, pain,
Form: Footle
i was tired
physically and mentally
long drives controlling haemorrhoids
christmas presents cards
quarrelling wife fighting children
demanding boss dwindling pay
i am tired
cold and windy murky light
cleveland avenue six pm
i notice
she was there again
in the first of the reserved
elegant and beautiful quiet
calm and serene
third stop empire theater
we are getting crowded i need
to ask them to get up for the elite the rule
i am just a peon of the great system the structure
three of them stood up she refused politely like a lady
i am an employee to follow rules and obey i dont hate any
person whether elite or reserved i dont agree with the system
mostly but i need to keep my job to feed my fighting children sorry
she was adamant but peaceful and i have to summon the peace keepers
they took her in chains she was calm before a storm collected and beautiful
i am tired
it is getting late i need to go christmas shopping
Categories:
haemorrhoids, history,
Form: I do not know?
Poor old farmer Giles started hobbling
As his painful piles were a wobbling
When he sat down on ice
The relief was so nice
His tush is in need of remodelling
Farmer Giles is Cockney rhyming slang for Piles or haemorrhoids.
31st May 2015
Categories:
haemorrhoids, humorous,
Form: Limerick
There was an old leprechaun chief,
His haemorrhoids caused him some grief,
So he cussed and he swore
That his butt was so sore,
And wiped with a soft shamrock leaf.
For Andrea’s limerick contest
Categories:
haemorrhoids, fantasy,
Form: Limerick