Haemorrhoids Poems - Poems about Haemorrhoids

...his mouth was wide open like a whispering heart ‘bring me sex drugs rock and roll back the years’ but prayers went unheard and the little blue pill failed to arouse healing and he went flacc......Read the rest...

...Sore piles No smiles. 31/10/2017 Contest one Footle only Sponsored by Judy Konos.......Read the rest...

...i was tired physically and mentally long drives controlling haemorrhoids christmas presents cards quarrelling wife fighting children demanding boss dwindling pay i am tired cold and windy murk......Read the rest...

...Poor old farmer Giles started hobbling As his painful piles were a wobbling When he sat down on ice The relief was so nice His tush is in need of remodelling Farmer Giles is Cockney rh......Read the rest...

...There was an old leprechaun chief, His haemorrhoids caused him some grief, So he cussed and he swore That his butt was so sore, And wiped with a soft shamrock leaf. For Andrea’s limerick conte......Read the rest...

...The Great Bell of Bow I feel such a Steam Tug and no Porkies Some Tea Leaf Half Inched me Jam jar In me local Nuclear Sub you wouldn’t Christmas Eve it Almost totally Boracic on the way to the Pope......Read the rest...

...The Great Bell of Bow I feel such a Steam Tug and no Porkies Some Tea Leaf Half Inched me Jam jar In me local Nuclear Sub you wouldn’t Christmas Eve it Almost totally Boracic on the way to me......Read the rest...