Agape
...his mouth was wide open like a whispering heart
‘bring me sex drugs rock and roll back the years’
but prayers went unheard and the little blue pill
failed to arouse healing and he went flacc...
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Categories:
haemorrhoids, love,
Form: Free verse
Haemorrhoids
...Sore piles
No smiles.
31/10/2017
Contest one Footle only
Sponsored by Judy Konos....
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Categories:
haemorrhoids, body, hurt, pain,
Form: Footle
December First 1955
...i was tired
physically and mentally
long drives controlling haemorrhoids
christmas presents cards
quarrelling wife fighting children
demanding boss dwindling pay
i am tired
cold and windy murk...
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Categories:
haemorrhoids, history,
Form: I do not know?
Farmer Giles
...Poor old farmer Giles started hobbling
As his painful piles were a wobbling
When he sat down on ice
The relief was so nice
His tush is in need of remodelling
Farmer Giles is Cockney rh...
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Categories:
haemorrhoids, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Limerick
...There was an old leprechaun chief,
His haemorrhoids caused him some grief,
So he cussed and he swore
That his butt was so sore,
And wiped with a soft shamrock leaf.
For Andrea’s limerick conte...
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Categories:
haemorrhoids, fantasy,
Form: Limerick
The Great Bell of Bow
...The Great Bell of Bow
I feel such a Steam Tug and no Porkies
Some Tea Leaf Half Inched me Jam jar
In me local Nuclear Sub you wouldn’t Christmas Eve it
Almost totally Boracic on the way to the Pope...
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Categories:
haemorrhoids, funny, me, eve, me,
Form: Classicism
The Great Bell of Bow
...The Great Bell of Bow
I feel such a Steam Tug and no Porkies
Some Tea Leaf Half Inched me Jam jar
In me local Nuclear Sub you wouldn’t Christmas Eve it
Almost totally Boracic on the way to me...
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Categories:
haemorrhoids, funnyme, eve, me,
Form: I do not know?