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sing ye that sounds perfect
that this perfection
pitched in the perfect harmony of your voice
the brasses are polished
and the woodwinds dusted
the violins are restored
the metal strings had rusted
the flutes we're oiled
and tenor prepares to sing
he eats' in the diner
a meal fit for a King
the songs have been rehearsed
the musicians prepare to sound
people come from all over
people from miles around
they speak and mumble quietly
not to disrupt the mood
they wait the concerts starting
the conducter sets the mood
the soloist is joined
by the tenor and baritone
the chello's and the trumpet
mimics a grunter tone
the words are song softly
we sit and are amazed
the lights are dimmed
to create
the sight of a bluish haze
they soften to re appear as a pinkish lovely glaze
the tenor acts restricted
he's warned to behave
Categories:
grunter, clothes, food, music,
Form: Ballad
Benny O Bean stole a kingpin
Kept it secret in the cabin
Wife Sarah was a dork
And loved the grunter pork
And re-stole the pin for cookin'
Categories:
grunter, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY
Three pigs and mummy pigette so pretty
There was peace in pork city -
It was all fine until she re-married some grunter
Some boar from the village, a hunter,
Drunken tough guy with one tusk,
Lurching about from dawn to dusk:
The kids suddenly became step piglets,
No longer mum’s wee starlets,
And all of a sudden the trough
For everybody wasn’t big enough.
And it was pigball on tv Saturday afternoons
Instead of the other channel’s pigtoons;
No washing in the mudpond your piggy face
His huge hams took up all the space;
The kids were soon achin’
To turn him into bacon;
They didn’t want to endure him in their cottage -
Simply to cure him into sausage,
To see a shining fork
Filled with step-dad pork.
So they asked a wolf so big and bad
To come one day and eat the step-dad.
But the pigs would soon regret this move
As the huff-and-puff episode would clearly prove:
Wolfie now had a taste for pigmeat,
And considered it a special meal treat.
So unless you have no alternatives
Never ask a wolf to eat your relatives.
Categories:
grunter, animal, humorous,
Form: Couplet