Grouches Poems - Poems about Grouches

...Some drivers really make me want to scream. I’ll do some little thing that they don’t like. They honk or give the finger. It’s so mean. I’d like to yell at them to take a hike. Of course I can’......Read the rest...

...I like some people much better than others. Whiners – stay away. Complainers, gripers, grouches grumpy grousers – no thanks. Of course, if they are relatives I tend to put up with them a bit. But......Read the rest...

...A school somewhere in the West. Simply does not pass the smell test! To say children cannot have Halloween Is not kindness, it's horribly obscene! They must be Socialists, I think. ......Read the rest...

...I hurried to a nearby town to give an interview. I knew this perfect job would help me start my life anew. I took the elevator and pushed button number eight. The car lurched; then it wouldn’......Read the rest...

...It was late into the night When Bert Ernie and I Were traveling across the plans of Nebraska Much to my surprise Bert looks me straight in the eyes And says Mike, I gotta question to ask ya ......Read the rest...

...A Prophet Named Moe By Elton Camp Lately, he’s been feeling low The prophet who’s named Moe To his shrink he made a call Where old Moe did bare it all “My followers are way too stern. ......Read the rest...

...I hear Christmas is coming, Santa songs people are humming. Crazy days and cuddly nights, Joy and love, fairy lights. Hushed tones, mindless giggles resound,sweet memories, curious glances al......Read the rest...

...Verse I Don't ask for presents and check your stockings hanging by the fire place where the log crackles; you are in for a big surprise this quite evening: kids, dance with Santa on snowy Chri......Read the rest...