Groaners Poems - Poems about Groaners

......more stuff and nonsense... Q: Why would it be a good thing if wood were used as money? A: It grows on trees. Q: Who was the star of last year's Christmas Drag Show? A: Felice Navidude. ......

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...Q: Who is the young man who takes care of a child with no parents? A: Little orphan's manny. Q: How can a meth addict contact his supplier more quickly? A: Put him on speed dial. Q: What is t......

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...Q: What would Roy Rogers have been called if he had been a singing farmer? A: King of the Plowboys. Q: In the Beowulf saga, who was a male child of the hag Grendel? A: A real sonofawitch. Q: ......

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...Dear readers, I may still be suffering a bit from April Fool's Syndrome, but I'd like to introduce another Q and A series called "Rinkydinks". It is also dedicated to nonsense, but unlike "Grins and ......

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...Dear Readers: In an effort to contribute my bit to the revelry of this day which is usually dedicated to sheer nonsense, I'd like to introduce a Q and A series I call "Grins and Groaners"...rated PG ......

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...We've become moaners, Grumpy and groaners, We talk lots of piffle We cough, and we sniffle. We mumble and grumble, We are not very humble Sighing and crying There's no denying We've become ap......

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...Time for some more sillies “D'ya know what burns my ass? A flame about THIS high!” Heard it before?, I ask Got about a million of 'em Stay tuned, here's some I chose “If a cow laughs......

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...No more poems about poops and bums Worn them right out, on to jokes and puns Know what MNDI stands fer Stands for your MIND out of order Got bunches of silly groaners to post by the ton ......

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...Time for some more sillies “D'ya know what burns my ass? A flame about THIS high!” Heard it before?, I ask Got about a million of 'em Stay tuned, here's some I chose “If a cow laughs really......

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...ENOUGH! Hark ye preachers of doom lovers of despair Enough about the blue rose! Enough I say enough! Enough about that harbinger of heartburn that flatulent bu......

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