Great Dane Poems - Poems about Great Dane

...The Bichon Frise The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou That the crowd duly wowed has to coo ‘Til the dog starts to droop And its owner to scoop Some acutely embarrassing doo The ......Read More

...The store sign read “The Christmas House” so we walked right in, greeted by giant Mouse! Upon his head was a fluffy Santa Cap; truly he was quite a friendly chap. In the warm Foyer he took m......Read More

...Welcome to the land of Me. The land of hope, the island of see. I do my best to uplift faeries, muses and elf. In particular, I lift myself. Joyous I am, on a daily scale, from bed to door…. F......Read More

...A high-strung duck on a ranch up in Maine is best pals with a wistful Great Dane One goes quack! Quack! Quack! while the other lays back Their friendship is hard to is hard to explain 6/8/22......Read More

... My guru carries a set of brass knuckles you'd think he'd be all yes sir and no sir but instead I get ahah hoho and egad I can't do anything right on my best day and I have the branding ir......Read More

...My husband knew I would break down and clean something. Because company is coming tomorrow, for my birthday. I am coughing, spitting and snarling up Great Dane mix puppy hair. I made the mistake ......Read More

...We have had chewing puppies before we got Buddy. But this is the first time we have had a dog with indestructible teeth. Buddy can chew through tin cans. He chews electrical cords as if they were ......Read More

...A brave, playful, and loyal Great Dane lives on golden wheat fields in central Ukraine With happy farm kids around no better life can be found unless Putin does something insane ......Read More

...A Great Dane kind, giving, and mellow is Idaho’s most saintly fellow Whenever he’s near folks clap, chant and cheer: You’re the pride of all Pocatello! ......Read More

...A woman who could touch her toes Always knew which way the wind blows For when she bent over A great Dane named Rover Proved farting is best wearing clothes......Read More

... A much-celebrated psychic Great Dane Has his fans waltzing down memory lane A dandy clairvoyant And often flamboyant Folks greet friends who no longer remain 1/6/22 ......Read More

... A cross between a Great Dane and a German shepherd of course. Dumped on us a few months ago; Buddy is the size of a small horse. He has big ears and exotically interesting markings of black and......Read More

... At first Pig Meadows did not seem to me like much of a wow. They head toward the barn, a bit closer; I can stay in the house right? So large! Children say. You should see the biggest pinkest sow.......Read More

...We named him Buddy. He is a Great Dane German Shepherd mix A baby; we keep saying we should have called him Marmaduke. In one month he has chewed up at least a hundred things. He has chewed the li......Read More

...My driver’s education instructor was a keen cat named Trixie. During our drives, she sat on my shoulder and whistled “Dixie” How is she qualified? Asked my snoopy aunt named Pixie. I could not ans......Read More