Great Dane Poems

Magician Whizdo had a Vegas act
he pulled a Great Dane out of a hat.
One night the dog had the urge
he sprinkled the crowd with a surge.
Whizdo escaped town and won't be back.
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Eliza Jane
Had a Great-Dane.
He had to pee.
And so you see.
Her carpet has a stain....Read More

My blind date Frank showed up at the door,
his curly hair was slick with grease,
a mad plaid jacket topped his Bermuda shorts,
as a pink ivy-league shirt showed his neck warts.

I took one look and and wanted to run away,
doing a...Read More

Could Be Great Dane A Crane or My Cane

Could be great Dane a crane and my cane,
Which surely with me will always remain;
Great weather;
Still together,
Until they drastically do drive me insane.

Jim Horn...Read More

Twas the night before Christmas, when peace and good will
Swept over a snow-covered land, bright and still.
Then, crash! In the kitchen a clatter was heard
Some scoundrel had stolen the Michaelmas bird!
A series of paw prints left no room for doubt
His...Read More

I’m blowing on you, pretty dandelion
Making a wish with every breathe
Pity your life is really short, then death.
I Blow on you again soft dandelion
As I watch a breath taking sunset,
The sun slipping quickly away, unreal,
The golden atmosphere surrounding us
Looks like...Read More

Whit dat tight till - say
yes, aye wool thank ewe
mooch at least for today
hoof fully (this Joe kerr)
can easily bide his time weigh
beef hoar rammy cows come home.

Meantime India interim
lemme clover - reaching
far out on dam moost precarious limb,
bot do...Read More

Paleontologist Steve called in another expert.
Where did you find this? The second scientist asked me.
My heart was beating furiously. 
Back yard I told him.

How far down?
Of course I cannot be certain,
for when the Great Dane digs, the Great Dane digs.
I...Read More

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That lady from the town of Devises
Yes the one with two different sizes
A Great Dane and a Yorky
Honest it's no porky
Twas the big one that won all the prizes
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4/22/18

A limerick contest sponsored by Robert Haigh
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Age six...I remember outside
I saw something great I could ride
We just had moved in
Can still feel my grin
When this big surprise I had eyed!

Beside the barn building it stood
I knew that my future looked good
Consider the fun
How fast it would...Read More

periodontal disease the bane
of Homo Sapiens, 
   and many a canine species 
   such as Great Dane

or an alien pet smart tumblr trying to feign
bing the best faux pas footed friend 
   to kind...Read More

She  runs  to gain pace alongside her Great Dane.  

Excitement flares to the sounds  of the rain.

Through puddles  and grass,  in vain

slipping, sliding, endless grass and mud stains.

A little angel full of sassy curls...Read More

Great Dane out walking
day after the funeral 
small widow next door


Donal Mahoney
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"EXTRA, EXTRA"



the frogs lose themselves on the green and brown colored 
grass.
write enter on places where there is no
entrance,
find the skull and bones and make them your
remedy,
watch the tears fall from the great Dane as he loses to the
chihuahua, 
put...Read More

I know he’s too small to reach but Popeye did it.				
He has some friends you know, Peaches and Bandit.			

You don’t know them because they just moved here,				
but I heard them downstairs when I was nowhere near.			

Peaches is a big Great...Read More

Lost in myself... feeling quite hopeless
Silently you begged... to be noticed
Emotions exhausted... spirits drained
Histories of abuse, hidden scars... pain
 
Fate... a reincarnation movie on
Hope... all window screens gone
Searching your eyes... I wondered
Looking for signs... I pondered
 
Who... in my protected...Read More

I'm the Man
my teeth are yellow
try not to bellow
My hair is nasty
I'm a little sassy
i think i'm trapped 
oops i just crapped
I love your mom
his name is tom
i love your sis
his name is chris
I like touching my legs
and eating scrambled...Read More

An old Great Dane may be timid and shy

While a Chihuahua’s bite can make you cry

Friends come in all sizes

And there are surprises 

When size does not ability imply



*Inspired by Mark Twain's quote: “It's not the size of the dog...Read More

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Sock It To Me
The Great Dane was groaning and feeling quite ill
Trying to throw up against his own will
So of to the vet we took the poor dog
X-Rays soon showed that he had quite a clog
The vet said we’d better...Read More

TAILS OF GOLD  

“Iris”- youngest of our feline family
caught a
cold
as many cats in winter chills
tend to
do
nothing serious confirmed our vet
as in we
strolled
a quick consultation and injection 
would fix her 
flu

whilst we sat and waited for our turn
with trusted
vet
a solemn...Read More

Something as small as a Chihuahua or a Pomeranian,
or as large as a Mastiff or Great Dane,
is taxonomically classified as “Canis familiaris”.
This domesticated species is man’s companion.
Dogs are found anywhere between Sydney and Ft. Wayne.
They have an ages-old history that...Read More

Twas the night before Christmas, I say, in my gentle refrain.
Dear Santa had been busy, traveling the night, so very long.
He left us for last, as we were always gave him, a lot of pain.
No matter our good intentions, something...Read More

I can't see past rain and sleet
All's obscured beyond two feet
I can't see a road or trail
Through this harsh and blinding hail

I can't see obstructions near
In time to safely steer us clear
Can this heater keep us warm 
Through this nasty...Read More

     "Dream Weaver Damsel"


in a tiny corner beyond mysterious hills
a quaint curio shoppe promised exotic thrills
amid cryptic designs whispered brisk Autumn chills
as the marmalade sunset cautioned while pursuing frills ...
misty clouds had invited
as curiosity excited
I entered...Read More