Goosey Poems - Poems about Goosey

...Tweety meets Sylvester's cross-eyed cousin One who's close enough to be his kissin' Tweety sort of gotten sick Ma Goosey gave her Fave stick Poor-cat be THE but* of Bakers Dozen......Read the rest...

...O Luke o dare, Sad Truth Very Lucky Kwick rape picker o thus boot passed away O dare thus boot duck, wiggle [Passport please ... okay you may go] Will come two A merry car Sew dishe......Read the rest...

... Whoopie stayed there counting all the white people leaving while flatulantly writing a letter to the Israeli people, denying their right to exist and denying the holocaust happenings and car......Read the rest...

...Mother Goose is old Her nest has got cold Her goslings have grown They have nests of their own Now this old Goose is alone Goosey Goosey Gander Decided to wander Some time ago He met a Goos......Read the rest...

...The weasel is the best Uber driver we have ever found, We have taken rides from miles around. He is polite and responsible and can outrun a hound. The weasel is the best Uber we have ever found. ......Read the rest...

...A gaggle of geese in the Bronx Were confused by competing honks With traffic so slow There's not much on show 'cept gander at the honky tonks......Read the rest...

...I visited Chef Giorgio's in Italy for a bite to eat. And ordered Chicken Alfredo after taking a seat But the pasta was too thick Made by a chef who was sick I got him fired and once again he's ju......Read the rest...

...She has skinny legs the elderly elf king said. But her stripes are darling- green, blue and red. She is the queen of the mushrooms I am sure. Her motives are kind and her heart is pure. His spo......Read the rest...

...Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy My brain's befuddled and all loosey goosey Silliness has taken over my thoughts 'Twix dreams and reality I'm fatally caught All my friends are thin......Read the rest...

...Judy Leigh was addicted with a food fixation. Gorging on fruit, veggies, and any crustacean. She wanted to stop and yelled, "Damnation! My overeating is causing me such frustration!" While grud......Read the rest...

...Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy My brain's all befuddled and loosey goosey Silly images have taken over my thoughts 'Twix dreams and reality I'm fatally caught All my friends are ......Read the rest...

...Fail-safe. Crap-shoot. Bait-and-switch. Luck-of-the-draw. Matter-of-fact. More-or-less. Helter-skelter. Loosey-goosey. Honky-tonky. Wacky-taffy. Lucky-ducky. Tight-lipped. Land-locked. T......Read the rest...

...Attention Mr Funny Man enlighten us clean pun, Be the sport with thunder thought Funny man be fun. We're waiting on ridiculous... gags and comedy, The humourous and numerous jest and parod......Read the rest...

...Mama Mia had many kittens, too many to count. She was a loosey goosey, and met Toms at the fount. They kept her busy, impregnated, happy and fat. She was a good mama too, a nurturing cat. The l......Read the rest...

...Hermit’s wife was hustled off to the Hebrides Islands, very far. Hermit felt horrible as he saw her being loaded in a cattle car. This was on the other side of Scotland, would he ever see her aga......Read the rest...