Tweety meets Sylvester's cross-eyed cousin
One who's close enough to be his kissin'
Tweety sort of gotten sick
Ma Goosey gave her Fave stick
Poor-cat be THE but* of Bakers Dozen
Categories:
goosey, bird, humorous,
Form: Limerick
A gaggle of geese in the Bronx
Were confused by competing honks
With traffic so slow
There's not much on show
'cept gander at the honky tonks
Categories:
goosey, humor, word play,
Form: Limerick
Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy
My brain's befuddled and all loosey goosey
Silliness has taken over my thoughts
'Twix dreams and reality I'm fatally caught
All my friends are thinking I'm loopy
They don't know why I'm acting so goofy
Here's the reason it's quite simple and true
This love sick puppy has fallen for you!
Categories:
goosey, magic,
Form: Couplet
Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy
My brain's all befuddled and loosey goosey
Silly images have taken over my thoughts
'Twix dreams and reality I'm fatally caught
All my friends are thinking I'm loopy
They don't know why I'm acting so goofy
Here's the reason it's quite simple and true
This love sick puppy has fallen for you!
Categories:
goosey, love,
Form: Rhyme
Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy
Have I got a tale to tell you that's juicy
Orange, apple, and grape
Leaves me in a euphoric state
Makes my sexy body feel all loosey goosey
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
goosey, fun,
Form: Limerick
There once was a gal named Lucy,
Who had a beloved pet goosey.
The goose learned to fly,
Which made Lucy cry,
Now there's no more Lucy's goosey.
8/24/13
For Blackeyed Susan's limerick contest
Categories:
goosey, bird, girl, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy
My brain's all befuddled and loosey goosey
Silly images have taken over my thoughts
'Twix dreams and reality I'm fatally caught
All my friends are thinking I'm loopy
They don't know why I'm acting so goofy
Here's the reason it's quite simple and true
This love sick puppy has fallen for you!
© Jack Ellison 2012
Categories:
goosey, funny, love, me,
Form: Couplet