Humorous Goat Poems

Wonderworks
by Michael R. Burch

History’s
mysteries
abound
& astound,
found
(profound)
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly
underground.


The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch

It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect...

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Poised on a farm in Carolina
Not labeling yields “made in China”
There lived a cow and goat
With milk they couldn’t promote
Because their best milk caused angina




Funny,...

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There once was a goat named Billy Bob Brown

Who sang horribly off-key when he danced through town. 

One day while singing, someone grabbed a long...

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BOAT RIDE BY GOAT

             A goat wore white satin coat,
   ...

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In the summer, some fans climb the walls

For a game that's been played many falls

     And a player named Brady

 ...

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goat yoga
relaxes body and mind –
no kidding!

Do watch this clip on the BBC website!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-isle-of-man-44473950/goat-yoga-you-must-be-kidding

7/3/18...

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a mean goat 

eating gran's flowers 

has eye to sun




4/16/2016...

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You used to be employed at this bank as a clerk.
But you screwed things up because you're a jerk.
You brought your goat to work with...

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Limerick : Once a Bengal Tigress supped on a Goat

Once a Bengal Tigress supped on a Goat
The horns – pardon – got stuck in her...

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