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Gnu Poems - Poems about Gnu

Gnu Poems - Examples of all types of poems about gnu to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for gnu.

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...r here in my head donkeys dance with the dead And Santa cooks elves in the grill A man with one shoe tries to fly a gnu With a pelican sat on his head A pig laying eggs has pogo stick legs And she nests in an upside down shed The......Read More
Categories: gnu, nonsense, surreal, writing,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member The Good Gnus
...The gnu who knew knew not the gnu who knew the good gnus John G. Lawless 12/15/2020......Read More
Categories: gnu, word play, words,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Wildlife 9
...Wildlife 9 An amazingly ugly gnu, Once stopped on the plains for a poo, A lion went past And was almost aghast So he ran off whilst yelling "Ker.......Read More
Categories: gnu, animal, funny,
Form: Limerick
an ants long joureny
...l he fell out of his leaf sought safety on the head of a crocodile seeking prey saw the beast taking a bite of a gnu, and thought horrors never end, He floats to the river ended and the ocean began. The swells overcame him he c......Read More
Categories: gnu, allah, allusion, analogy, devotion,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Dutch Struck Out
...Watts gnu Asked Sou Knot much Said Dutch Ewe're late Four date Takes walk Small talk Tries hug Slugs mug S......Read More
Categories: gnu, humorous, romance,
Form: Footle

Premium Member I am a Gnu
...I am a gnu but I wanted to be an ox. Or an antelope or artic fox. Enlightened by summer’s equinox, Rowing my boat like a wel......Read More
Categories: gnu, animal,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Blue Shampoo
... Those who sell you taboo bamboo that grew all through Peru in new bright blue shampoo, could woo a gnu into a zoo. and screw its crew in lieu of due review made through a coup. Adieu. 7/2/20 "Strand New 4......Read More
Categories: gnu, animal, blue, city, goodbye,
Form: Footle
Premium Member What's Gnu
...An arthritic grey Gnu Could not manage to put on his shoe His back would not bend So in the end He decided his shoe he would chew......Read More
Categories: gnu, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
fire stone
...een so i started to push them so let's say they rolled now i've got something until dumped on the flame was a gnu leg and what was new would be the end of what might have grown into the next rotiserary ......Read More
Categories: gnu, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Swinging Along
...n't sure what he was after A pig gave a snort he would report all this jollification To a judge that he knew he was a gnu A little above his station At the end of the day, there was nothing to pay The judge thought the pig's suggestion......Read More
Categories: gnu, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Thee Nocturnal Ryde Of Pall Revere
...ock, Adams, et al, fore there lives two spare! Two lanterns inn a church belfry signaled en a-salt bye see; (Pall gnu thee Brits were cummin as soon as they'd sipped there tee!) On a borrowed hoarse he flu thru thee nite, thee patr......Read More
Categories: gnu, america, humorous, patriotic,
Form: Rhyme
Unrequited Car Rearing Paramours Of Yesteryear up Tempo like nobody's business ready to serve their Mazda at heart, a Legacy Sub (burr rue) tricked up as a gnu! ......Read More
Categories: gnu, adventure, age, analogy, creation,
Form: Personification
Something New
...d on your face Read between the lines On those zebra's behinds Even hot air has it's place Ask the all knowing gnu Might you try something new Could you make a worthy about-face Or will you like a dodo All squack and no go-go......Read More
Categories: gnu, animal, humanity,
Form: Rhyme
Try something new
... I want a different job, something like working at the zoo, I'm ready for a change and it certainly is something Gnu. A Baywatch lifeguard on the beach,I have not done that before, but my swimming skills are rusty, so now I am quit......Read More
Categories: gnu, jobs,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Short Ribs W: Common Denominators
...r beets, Or waiting in line to buy Popsicle treats. And that's about it, No phenomenon. The wildebeest, a.k.a. the "gnu", For no rhyme or reason, of course, Has never been heard to bleat, bray, nor moo, And is no way akin to a horse.......Read More
Categories: gnu, animal, humor,
Form: Light Verse

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