Gnu Poems - Poems about Gnu

Wildebeest

There's no gnus
like no gnus
if you're a gnu
who likes no gnus
but if you're lonely
and agnother gnu
you'd like to see
as two gnu's company
yes indeed
believe you me
altho' it may
seem absurd
no less than
three's a herd

Categories: gnu, animal, humor, humorous, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme

I Am a Gnu

I am a gnu but I wanted to be an ox.
Or an antelope or artic fox.
Enlightened by summer’s equinox,
Rowing my boat like a well-trained cox,
Please meet me today down by the docks.
Where maidens preen in pretty flowered frocks.
But do not wear those stupid ugly argyle socks.
I will be the large one wearing the face of

Categories: gnu, animal,
Form: Monorhyme

What's Gnu

An arthritic grey Gnu
Could not manage to put on his shoe
His back would not bend
So in the end
He decided his shoe he would chew

Categories: gnu, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Gnu In the Crew

The gnu in the crew
Didn’t know what to do
He was feeling a wee bit bumfuzzle
For the bear in the middle
Spoke pure taradiddle
And he was just part of the puzzle
He called out “gardyloo
Yes, I’m talking to you
You’ve turned us about widdershims”
Then he heard billingsgate
From another shipmate
With language not found in church hymns
Now he felt gollywobbles
From all

Categories: gnu, language, silly,
Form: Rhyme

Gnu

Ill give you a clue,
It could live in a zoo,
I suppose some of them do,
It’s a gnu

Categories: gnu, animal,
Form: Monorhyme