Gnu Poems - Poems about Gnu

There's no gnus like no gnus if you're a gnu who likes no gnus but if you're lonely and agnother gnu you'd like to see as two gnu's company yes indeed believe you me altho' it may seem absurd no less than three's a herd ...

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I am a gnu but I wanted to be an ox. Or an antelope or artic fox. Enlightened by summer’s equinox, Rowing my boat like a well-trained cox, Please meet me today down by the docks. Where maidens preen in pretty flowered frocks. But do not wear those stupid ugly argyle socks. I will be the large one wearing the face of...

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An arthritic grey Gnu Could not manage to put on his shoe His back would not bend So in the end He decided his shoe he would chew...

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The gnu in the crew Didn’t know what to do He was feeling a wee bit bumfuzzle For the bear in the middle Spoke pure taradiddle And he was just part of the puzzle He called out “gardyloo Yes, I’m talking to you You’ve turned us about widdershims” Then he heard billingsgate From another shipmate With language not found in church hymns Now he felt gollywobbles From all...

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Ill give you a clue, It could live in a zoo, I suppose some of them do, It’s a gnu...

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