Gnu Poems - Poems about Gnu

...em Like the hanging Hippo lip The bumper burps Like the skin of a giraffe The windscreen breaks Like the neck of a gnu The steering is crooked The car is a wreck A carcass for hounds The oil spills Like the spittle of a snake The......Read More

...me media at times express divisive and jaundiced views! Hence, such inane twaddle has reputedly become known as fake gnus! (Written with considerable tongue in cheek and with profuse apologies to the innocent African antelope known a......Read More

...hterhouse A Humming Bird Dipping for Nectar A Puffin on Her Maiden Flight A Stork Sitting on Her Favorite Chimney A Gnu Running for Survival A Peacock Displaying Her Floral Design A Cheetah Licking Her Paws A Seal Eluding a Great Whi......Read More

...lawn. Those pesky dandy-lions ad sparkle with there yellow hew, Butt, eye'll soon rid my yard of them sew yule never gnu they grew! Glorious son-flowers salute Sol each mourn as if too say howdy-do! Flowers nodded too there nay-boors......Read More

...’s a seahorse in the queue Not sure about a café with a coypu in the stew The polar bear just over there is chasing a gnu Six penguins just got flattened by a manic kangaroo The keeper’s got a net, he says I’ll catch the pelican Can ......Read More

...r here in my head donkeys dance with the dead And Santa cooks elves in the grill A man with one shoe tries to fly a gnu With a pelican sat on his head A pig laying eggs has pogo stick legs And she nests in an upside down shed The......Read More

...The gnu who knew knew not the gnu who knew the good gnus John G. Lawless 12/15/2020......Read More

...Wildlife 9 An amazingly ugly gnu, Once stopped on the plains for a poo, A lion went past And was almost aghast So he ran off whilst yelling "Ker.......Read More

...l he fell out of his leaf sought safety on the head of a crocodile seeking prey saw the beast taking a bite of a gnu, and thought horrors never end, He floats to the river ended and the ocean began. The swells overcame him he c......Read More

...Watts gnu Asked Sou Knot much Said Dutch Ewe're late Four date Takes walk Small talk Tries hug Slugs mug S......Read More

...I am a gnu but I wanted to be an ox. Or an antelope or artic fox. Enlightened by summer’s equinox, Rowing my boat like a wel......Read More

...An arthritic grey Gnu Could not manage to put on his shoe His back would not bend So in the end He decided his shoe he would chew......Read More

...een so i started to push them so let's say they rolled now i've got something until dumped on the flame was a gnu leg and what was new would be the end of what might have grown into the next rotiserary ......Read More

...n't sure what he was after A pig gave a snort he would report all this jollification To a judge that he knew he was a gnu A little above his station At the end of the day, there was nothing to pay The judge thought the pig's suggestion......Read More

...ock, Adams, et al, fore there lives two spare! Two lanterns inn a church belfry signaled en a-salt bye see; (Pall gnu thee Brits were cummin as soon as they'd sipped there tee!) On a borrowed hoarse he flu thru thee nite, thee patr......Read More