Glub Poems - Poems about Glub

Gleemont Watches His Love At Pyre

...Spark from Montezuma’s fire Brought Gleemont closer to his desire He watched his almost bride drink the potion And fall down into the fire with sheer devotion Why was she the one to be sacrific......

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Categories: glub, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Fascination --- Glub-Glub

...Little boys are fascinated by dinosaurs They ask mom and dad for more and more Could be an allosaur, could be a tyrannosaur Young lads revel in their carnivorous gore As for me, I am quite co......

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Categories: glub, animal, boy, parents,
Form: Rhyme

If the Diaper's Loaded, Change It

...Is your mind in the gutter, full of what you shouldn't utter? Or perhaps it's your conscience which eats you alive with slanderous nonsense-- about your ex, matters of sex, or your neighbor......

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Categories: glub, anger, change, jealousy, pollution,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Bathtime

...Bathtime First goes in the water. Drip, drip, drip Off come my clothes. Strip, strip, strip ......

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Categories: glub, childhood, children, kids, fun,
Form: Rhyme

Sound Argument

...Snick-woosh, rushing stream Clink, gurgle, doppler shift Glub then tinkle, drip drip Crystal scrape metallic A plastic click, pause, muffled hiss Gurgle, snort, chuckle, snuff Plink… Plink plin......

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Categories: glub, sound,
Form: I do not know?

Vegetarian Thanksgiving

...Tofu shaped like a bird something else made of bean curd Glub of globs passing for grub with the texture of slime left from a slug Vegetarian Thanksgiving you got to be kidding If the pilgrim......

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Categories: glub, food, funny, holiday, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

The Kid's Pet Poem

...Little bird, little bird open your eyes and play. Spread your spotted wing But don't fly too far away. Little pup. little pup Whine though you may Pudgy little play thing Rest your little he......

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Categories: glub, bird, child, funny, giggle,
Form: Free verse

Winnie Queen

...WINNIE QUEEN Limerick Winnie Queen stripped Jack naked in Beggar my Neighbor club Queen on top Jack on top Goody Goody Glub Glub Glub ......

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Categories: glub, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

Glub Splutter

...I’m so annoyed I’ve lost my swimming goggles They’re down here somewhere......

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Categories: glub, animals, funny, parody
Form: Haiku

The Problem With Big Round Barrels (A Series of Cooped Lymrics)

...A barrel of laughs, like a barrel of hope Echoing in my ears like suds in the soap Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle Loosen up my buckle Roll around on the floor like a big dumb dope A barrel of mon......

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Categories: glub, funny
Form: Limerick

Todays Poem

...Damp dark day out there while the world in here is shining warm as flames lick charring logs and kettle sounds of glub glub glub arise from my kitchen all comfort shrouded in terrycloth robe th......

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Categories: glub, day, world, dark, dark,
Form: Free verse