Glub Poems - Poems about Glub

Gleemont Watches His Love At Pyre

...Spark from Montezuma’s fire
Brought Gleemont closer to his desire
He watched his almost bride drink the potion
And fall down into the fire with sheer devotion

Why was she the one to be sacrific...

Categories: glub, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Fascination --- Glub-Glub

...Little boys are fascinated by dinosaurs
They ask mom and dad for more and more

Could be an allosaur, could be a tyrannosaur
Young lads revel in their carnivorous gore

As for me, I am quite co...

Categories: glub, animal, boy, parents,
Form: Rhyme

If the Diaper's Loaded, Change It

...Is your mind in the gutter,
full of what you shouldn't utter?
  Or perhaps it's your conscience
  which eats you alive with slanderous nonsense--
  about your ex, matters of sex, or your neighbor...

Categories: glub, anger, change, jealousy, pollution,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Bathtime

...Bathtime

                    First goes in the water.
                        Drip, drip, drip
                    Off come my clothes. 
                        Strip, strip, strip
           ...

Categories: glub, childhood, children, kids, fun,
Form: Rhyme

Sound Argument

...Snick-woosh, rushing stream
Clink, gurgle, doppler shift
Glub then tinkle, drip drip
Crystal scrape metallic
A plastic click, pause, muffled hiss
Gurgle, snort, chuckle, snuff
Plink… Plink plin...

Categories: glub, sound,
Form: I do not know?

Vegetarian Thanksgiving

...Tofu shaped like a bird
something else made of bean curd
Glub of globs passing for grub
with the texture of slime left from a slug

Vegetarian Thanksgiving
you got to be kidding
If the pilgrim...

Categories: glub, food, funny, holiday, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

The Kid's Pet Poem

...Little bird, little bird
open your eyes and play.
Spread your spotted wing
But don't fly too far away.

Little pup. little pup
Whine though you may
Pudgy little play thing
Rest your little he...

Categories: glub, bird, child, funny, giggle,
Form: Free verse

Winnie Queen

...WINNIE QUEEN
Limerick


              Winnie Queen stripped Jack naked in Beggar my Neighbor club
                  Queen on top Jack on top Goody Goody Glub Glub Glub
                         ...

Categories: glub, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

Glub Splutter

...I’m so annoyed
I’ve lost my swimming goggles
They’re down here somewhere...

Categories: glub, animals, funny, parody
Form: Haiku

The Problem With Big Round Barrels (A Series of Cooped Lymrics)

...A barrel of laughs, like a barrel of hope
Echoing in my ears like suds in the soap
Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle
Loosen up my buckle
Roll around on the floor like a big dumb dope


A barrel of mon...

Categories: glub, funny
Form: Limerick

Todays Poem

...Damp dark day out there
while the world in here is shining warm
as flames lick charring logs
and kettle sounds of glub glub glub arise from my kitchen 
all comfort shrouded in terrycloth robe
th...

Categories: glub, day, world, dark, dark,
Form: Free verse