Spark from Montezuma’s fire
Brought Gleemont closer to his desire
He watched his almost bride drink the potion
And fall down into the fire with sheer devotion
Why was she the one to be sacrificed?
He was angry at the gods, his love now sliced.
Gleemont crept closer to the pit with his club
He could hear the cheers of another warrior, Glub.
Their crops were now insured to be terrific this year.
His almost bride had not given a cry or shown any fear.
Brave, this beauty who had been given to them freely.
Gleemont turned to his old enemy Reely.
Reely’s eye’s got darker, and they got into fighter stance.
Gleemont was hoping to die; now he had a good chance.
Their battle was bloody and lasted for almost an hour.
Gleemont was disappointed when the war turned sour.
He was hoping to die and join his almost bride tonight.
But alas, his warrior soul kicked in, and he won the fight.
So his almost bride went to heaven, where she now dwells.
And Gleemont began the rest of his life, which felt like hells.
Categories:
glub, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Little boys are fascinated by dinosaurs
They ask mom and dad for more and more
Could be an allosaur, could be a tyrannosaur
Young lads revel in their carnivorous gore
As for me, I am quite content with a turtle
that goes glub-glub in the water when it's feeling fertile
Categories:
glub, animal, boy, parents,
Form: Rhyme
Tofu shaped like a bird
something else made of bean curd
Glub of globs passing for grub
with the texture of slime left from a slug
Vegetarian Thanksgiving
you got to be kidding
If the pilgrims had this to eat
they would have gone back to Europe in defeat
It's just not Thanksgiving without meat
Thanksgiving dinner won't be complete
Turkey, ham or even a goose
if it's leafy and green that's abuse
Prime rib, duck or even fish
if you want to be thankful eat a meat dish
This is a time for caring
a time for sharing
a time to be thankful and atone
by sinking your teeth into roasted flesh ripping it from the bone.
Vegetarian Thanksgiving
not while I'm living
Feed me that golden brown turkey
with twelve cornish hens
And a bucket of KFC chicken
surrounded by a platter of sliced glazed ham
Now I'm thankful, I'm thankful
Oh Lord lets dig in.
Categories:
glub, food, funny, holiday, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Little bird, little bird
open your eyes and play.
Spread your spotted wing
But don't fly too far away.
Little pup. little pup
Whine though you may
Pudgy little play thing
Rest your little head, it's all ok
Little kitty, little kitty
Meow meow you say
Drink all your milk
Purr purr purr all the long day.
Little fish, little fish
glub glub glub in the bowl you stay
Swimming in circles,
Round and round so happy and gay!
Categories:
glub, bird, child, funny, giggle,
Form: Free verse
WINNIE QUEEN
Limerick
Winnie Queen stripped Jack naked in Beggar my Neighbor club
Queen on top Jack on top Goody Goody Glub Glub Glub
They played mouth to mouth
They played North and South
They slept on the win Queen to Jack and Jack to queen -love
Winnie Queen © Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
13 November,2014
Categories:
glub, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
I’m so annoyed
I’ve lost my swimming goggles
They’re down here somewhere
Categories:
glub, animals, funny, parody
Form: Haiku
A barrel of laughs, like a barrel of hope
Echoing in my ears like suds in the soap
Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle
Loosen up my buckle
Roll around on the floor like a big dumb dope
A barrel of monkeys, what the heck does that mean?
Oh dear lord, don't let 'em out or they'll cause a scene
Pop the top
Never stop
Those two in the back corner are being obscene
A barrel of beer, now we're talkin
Strap on that tap, and no more walkin
Big mug
Glub glub
Nothing to do but keep on talkin
A barrel of whiskey, you crazy son of a bi*ch
Don't worry, we'll pace our selves, go off without a hitch
Here comes my rebuke
Someone's gonna puke
It's a cold hard morning when you wake up in a ditch
A barrel of wine, oh still the beating of my heart
Could turn any to loving regardless of the start
Another my dear
Baby have no fear
I would love to kiss you, what a beautiful remark
Categories:
glub, funny
Form: Limerick
Damp dark day out there
while the world in here is shining warm
as flames lick charring logs
and kettle sounds of glub glub glub arise from my kitchen
all comfort shrouded in terrycloth robe
the morning paper becons
with news about elections
news about rejections
news about confections
news about recollections....
and in this mystical world there is still peace and the enjoyment
of damp dark day mornings
Damp dark day out there
not going to work today and don't need an alibi
there is this tenderness with my canine companion who snuffles
against my shoulder
her long white fur smells air fresh
as my partner bursts into laughter that lifts our hearts up
we share the little beastie
much like parents do with their progeny-
and as she laughs
this damp dark day turns into a dry bright day
within me
so that even when it rains
rainbows can still be painted over the sunshine
of being human.
Categories:
glub, day, world, dark, dark,
Form: Free verse