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Joseph Robinette Biden Junior

...Joseph Robinette Biden Junior

The last prescient perspicacious politician, 
who presided at the White House
ran out of office despite victorious landslide win
most Democrats gave their signed, ...

Categories: gerrymandered, america, anger, anxiety, bereavement,
Form: Free verse

Gott, Oh Machtig, Trump Iz On the Warpath Again

...Gott, oh mächtig, Trump iz on the warpath again!

Glad for birth write to express views
aware cunning linguists 
will apply figurative screws  
in an effort at blatant mud slinging ruse
exercis...

Categories: gerrymandered, age, america, anger, angst,
Form: Free verse

Schnorrer of Schwenksville

...I imagine little house on the prairie
(bordering Lake Woebegone),
a place to hang cloak
most bucolic, edenic, idyllic...
apropos place for this poetic cowpoke,

who at present day trumpets
him...

Categories: gerrymandered, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Ballad

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Volatile Hazardous Noxious Material

...Volatile Hazardous Noxious Material...

Spews out the maw
bare n paws size of a bear
yes, him Donald Trump
with maniacal glare
gussied up as inane
name calling offensive

analogous to an ove...

Categories: gerrymandered, america, corruption, evil, fear,
Form: Political Verse

Unite To Peacefully Overthrow Trump Administration Part Ii

...oft times brutal not so short, 
but nasty acknowledgement, 
(this anonymous, conscientious, efficacious...
frivolous gent writhes at bloody history), 
yet mindful premeditated how to be worthy, 
...

Categories: gerrymandered, abuse, anger, animal, bullying,
Form: Political Verse

November 6th 2018 Election Day

...November 6th 2018 - election day

Later today after
     all votes get cast
post final countdown,
     the winning candidates
     ought to be known
     way before break fast
cometh on the l...

Categories: gerrymandered, 12th grade, anti bullying,
Form: Dramatic Verse

Gott Oh Mighty Trump Iz On the Warpath

...Gott Oh Mighty,Trump iz on the Warpath!

Das Don Auld (can hard tank
tucker son of Carl, and leave
landscape barren) calling out
rigged ken tuckered hoarfrost race,
viz demolition derby presagi...

Categories: gerrymandered, 4th grade, america, analogy,
Form: Free verse

Fake King Harry Kane

...("FAKE") King Harry Kane...
also unknown as (D. Lucian Null)

Sprung from the best
     over active imagination damnedest
confection of this fictitious
     writer of fiction earnest

and fra...

Categories: gerrymandered, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse

United Drones of America

...This is not democracy,
Where the gerrymandered vote,
For a college of aristocracy 
To bomb us from behind a moat....

Categories: gerrymandered, political,
Form: Rhyme

House of Fools

...Tea party's house entertainer
Is speaker complainer Boehner
Citizens are strained
Anger's hardly contained
But he's on a right wing retainer


Author's note:  Gerrymandered congressional districts ha...

Categories: gerrymandered, political,
Form: Limerick