German Shepherd Poems - Poems about German Shepherd

There was a German Shepherd named George Who - on only the best would gorge If you offered him ground beef or fish He would growl and cover his dish He’d howl with a histamine headache If fed anything less...Read the rest...

If I had a German Shepherd on my porch I could be happy, the old grandpa-want-to-be said. The day was gorgeous, the sunset outstanding. But he saw none of this, concentrating on what he did not have Instead of...Read the rest...

The German Shepherd terrifies me. More than any animal I see. So I stay away, Every single day In his giant jaws my flesh I see....Read the rest...

There once was a German Shepherd Who liked to act like a leopard He went to get a chicken, But it went a kickin’ And then they both got peppered....Read the rest...

German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap By Elton Camp Her huge dog was Meg’s delight Though destructive & prone to bite In the shrubbery, he liked to dig And he stank worse than a pig The cur was a neighborhood blight Because...Read the rest...

I usually work at airports Checking for things people snort As well as the wacky weed they smoke Last week I caught an English bloke Trying to smuggle ganja and some "coke" I sniffed him...Read the rest...

Alpha Ursa Major, Alert (Ali), Bardonino (Bart), Barbera, Cory, Cody, Cowboy Deschka, Dodger, Drummer Boy, Eroica, Elektra, Firebird (Sandy’s daughter), Firecracker, Gangster, Gandy Dancer, Gimmick, Happy Feet, Hellsapoppin, Hurricane Hattie, Image, Iesha, Just Morgan, Jolly Roger, Jalapena (Pepper), Kerry, Lucifer, Lucas (Sardy’s sons), Morgan, Night Ranger,...Read the rest...