German Shepherd Poems - Poems about German Shepherd

There was a German Shepherd named George Who - on only the best would gorge If you offered him ground beef or fish He would growl and cover his dish He’d howl with a histamine headache If fed anything less than steak. Suzanne Delaney For Robert Check out all of Robert Gorelick’s funny doggie Limericks....

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If I had a German Shepherd on my porch I could be happy, the old grandpa-want-to-be said. The day was gorgeous, the sunset outstanding. But he saw none of this, concentrating on what he did not have Instead of all the things that he did. His wife put the most beautiful supper on the table that night. Fried okra, steamed broccoli,...

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The German Shepherd terrifies me. More than any animal I see. So I stay away, Every single day In his giant jaws my flesh I see....

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There once was a German Shepherd Who liked to act like a leopard He went to get a chicken, But it went a kickin’ And then they both got peppered....

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German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap By Elton Camp Her huge dog was Meg’s delight Though destructive & prone to bite In the shrubbery, he liked to dig And he stank worse than a pig The cur was a neighborhood blight Because he barked loudly all night A sack of dog food lasted only days He was trouble in so many ways He bit a...

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I usually work at airports Checking for things people snort As well as the wacky weed they smoke Last week I caught an English bloke Trying to smuggle ganja and some "coke" I sniffed him out before he even boarded the plane Sometimes I wonder if that bloke was insane And the week before that I caught...

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Alpha Ursa Major, Alert (Ali), Bardonino (Bart), Barbera, Cory, Cody, Cowboy Deschka, Dodger, Drummer Boy, Eroica, Elektra, Firebird (Sandy’s daughter), Firecracker, Gangster, Gandy Dancer, Gimmick, Happy Feet, Hellsapoppin, Hurricane Hattie, Image, Iesha, Just Morgan, Jolly Roger, Jalapena (Pepper), Kerry, Lucifer, Lucas (Sardy’s sons), Morgan, Night Ranger, Nacho, Odyssey (Roxy), Omar, Omega, Prissy, Pattycake, Peter Piper Pepper (Taco’s daughter), Quincy, Questa, Quixote, Quigley, Q-Tip, Ragtime Cowboy Joe (Boogie) – must he...

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