Generalizations Poems - Poems about Generalizations

I’m old, so don’t rely on me Don't count on me if something happens I care not to spill my tea I’m useless with all kinds of weapons If human race would be incentive To imitate me, there won’t be No wars, offensive or defensive No other conflicts, so I’d be Your God of Peace, my dear nations Put down your fingers off my...

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Someone told me that all Smythes are crazy, and I believed them At first, until I met one Who was delightful, and kind, and did not generalize people He gave me a chance, which was a marvelous thing. For I had not been willing to give him one. Another told me that old women are dried up. Not knowing any, I...

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They all feel this way. Sorry. Who? All the Irish and All the Scots, and maybe all the Brits. That is a lot of All’s, I think. They all feel the same way? I query. She nods her head. “Every single one of them.” “So you have met all Irish, all Scots and all Brits?” I ask. She turns haughty. “I don’t...

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No one else ever…. Come on now! Everyone has ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,……………………….breathed?...

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You are moving to a big city? You will be murdered before you get out of your car Thugs will take your purse and use your I-phone Rapists will break in at night and maybe kill you What big city is it? Des Moines Oh, man, I have heard of that one I will be sending you prayers. They have the Iowa...

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I hate transsexuals, the old woman said. (A childhood friend) Me too, her cousin agreed, not a childhood friend. You hate them too, right? The uninvited one asked me. No, I told them. I don’t. What? They are shocked. Stiff in their ideas. “And you do not hate them either,” I inform them. Yes, we do! We really do! We REALLY REALLY REALLY do! No,...

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Everybody likes flowers right, Except children who were violated in bedrooms with flowered wallpaper. Oh. Everyone loves faeries right? Except a sensitive young twelve-year-old boy who was called one. Right. Everyone likes to nap, right? Have you ever met a two-year old? Everyone is the craziest word ever. It should be eliminated. Unless you are speaking of air, water, and food....

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