Gasser Poems - Poems about Gasser

...Uplifting is my goal Starting to get on a roll Here we go faster How much faster? Faster than a hot rod type gasser Keeping it upbeat Just a little off-beat Mostly random thoughts never on ......Read the rest...

...I need a woman who doesn't mind being alone. Not into quail eggs but doesn't mind eating crow. Does her own thing and is not one bit clingy. A little bit tart but never saccharine sweet. Slightly......Read the rest...

...JIMMY CARTER There's so many shortages we don't know what to do we're outa gas and coffee beans and outa money, too. The congress hasn't been much help and peanuts just won't do, so Jimmy plea......Read the rest...

...THE FART POEM A rose is a rose By any other name. A fart is a fart, It smells the same. A puff of air From a dainty derriere, A blast of gas From a hairy ass. The smell of beans Passing......Read the rest...