Uplifting and Random
...Uplifting is my goal
Starting to get on a roll
Here we go faster
How much faster?
Faster than a hot rod type gasser
Keeping it upbeat
Just a little off-beat
Mostly random thoughts never on ...
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Categories:
gasser, creation, encouraging, fun, happy,
Form: Rhyme
Want Ad For a Funeral Companion
...I need a woman who doesn't mind being alone.
Not into quail eggs but doesn't mind eating crow.
Does her own thing and is not one bit clingy.
A little bit tart but never saccharine sweet.
Slightly...
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Categories:
gasser, funeral, life,
Form: Free verse
Jimmy Carter 5
...JIMMY CARTER
There's so many shortages
we don't know what to do
we're outa gas and coffee beans
and outa money, too.
The congress hasn't been much help
and peanuts just won't do,
so Jimmy plea...
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Categories:
gasser, political,
Form: Blank verse
The Fart Poem
...THE FART POEM
A rose is a rose
By any other name.
A fart is a fart,
It smells the same.
A puff of air
From a dainty derriere,
A blast of gas
From a hairy ass.
The smell of beans
Passing...
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Categories:
gasser, funny
Form: Rhyme