SANTA GOT STRANDED IN FLORIDA
...SANTA GOT STRANDED IN FLORIDA
Santa, on an extended vacation in Miami
Heard news that Rudolf’s leg was gammy
It was the middle of December already
And with wine he was feeling unsteady
For t...
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Categories:
gammy, christmas, scary,
Form: Rhyme
Route 66ish No 17
...Route 66ish No 17
John, a young guy from Miami
Had legs just a little bit gammy,
He would quite often fall
When he shopped in the mall
And land with a 'whomp' on his fanny!...
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Categories:
gammy, america, funny,
Form: Limerick
We'Ve Had Enough of Travelling
...We’ve had enough of traveling.
We’ve had enough of travelling
At least by sea and air
The noisy ferry cabins
The crush of Ryanair
Maybe we’ll drive a hundred ‘k’
To hotel or ‘B&B’
For ...
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Categories:
gammy, age,
Form: I do not know?
Renown
...Renown
There was a pub in Taunton known world over
And boy did it ever hop, good live music
uplifted the spirits of the motley crew
or was it the smell from the clouds of smoke?
I tell you ...
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Categories:
gammy, appreciation, friendship, society,
Form: Verse
Chinwag Pies
...Chinwag Pies
A crowd gathers
Where the poor run wild,
Relentlessly taunting
An innocent child,
Scathing, scalding
Thieving eyes,
Scrimping, scraping
Chinwag pies.
Two a penny
F...
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Categories:
gammy, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Haunted Years
...Hello and my name is Claire
I’m twenty three years of age and come from nowhere
When I was young my parents moved around the UK,
Every place we travelled I met friends and had expectations to stay...
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Categories:
gammy, childhoodme, old, me, old,
Form: Rhyme
When the Evidence Went Missing
...I was perched upon a wooden bench beneath a bottle tree
when this worn out wiry ringer stopped to rest his gammy knee.
I’d been touring through the outback and had sought to sit a spell
while t...
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Categories:
gammy, funny, life, old, me,
Form: Rhyme