SANTA GOT STRANDED IN FLORIDA
SANTA GOT STRANDED IN FLORIDA
Santa, on an extended vacation in Miami
Heard news that Rudolf’s leg was gammy
It was the middle of December already
And with wine he was feeling unsteady
For this Christmas there was no Plan B
So how was he ever to make a delivery
Now the elves were threatening to strike
So he’d pull the sleigh on his motorbike
Maybe get new management appointed
Blame it on them for it being disjointed
But in the end, he just made it in time
At least now with no chimneys to climb
Copyright © Howard Osborne | Year Posted 2024
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