School Summer Pd Introductions Are Fun

The first few days of school the staff in our elementary building have introductory days Before the cherubic, well-behaved, respectful darlings arrive. This year we are doing something amazing. We are doing our three days In the summer, so they have to pay us an extra $150 for each of these days! I am getting my introductory speech ready. Last year I was quite a hit. I do not want to let my fans down this year. Everyone else sticks to a script like this “My name is Yah Bah Ho and I am a 2nd grade teacher.” Last year I told them I was the campaign manager for Leah, our acting principal and I got great laughs. This year we will have at least six new teachers or paraprofessionals who have not yet met me. I plan to say “I am yah yah whee and I am the killer of those who want a complaint box. If you are one of those, I urge you to go work somewhere else for we have no complainers here. I killed them last year, and they are buried out back.” But at least two will yell “She is the school counselor!” Ruining it for me. I can tell you their names now But that might be rude.