Leave It To Beaver: the Last Episode
...Beaverish, feverish
hot Mrs. Cleaver wished
that her affair had not
given her clap.
Fast Eddie Haskell, her
boy-toy, that rascal, his
transmissibility
claims were all crap.
“Tickle me, ...
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Categories:
friskiness, family, humorous,
Form: Double Dactyl
The Former Double Life of Matthew Scott Harris
...The (former) Double Life Of Matthew Scott Harris
Dove finch he following iniquitous
licentious, lecherous longing
extinguished quite
some years ago,
when eldest daughter
s...
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Categories:
friskiness, grief, hurt, meaningful, memory,
Form: Narrative
Aye Miss the Trials and Tribulations of Expectant Fatherhood
...no emotionally ecstatic experience compares
to the seminal instance
whence spermatozoa
(from profuse ejaculation) beget
the miraculous propensity
to procreate despite the steep...
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Categories:
friskiness, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Elegy
The Pup
..."She's eight weeks old and weaned," the farmer said,
then placed the trembling Pup within Meg’s arms.
"It’s time to go and find a home away
from home where she can romp and learn and grow."
Her f...
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Categories:
friskiness, allegory, mother daughter,
Form: Blank verse