Funny For Children Poems
These Funny For Children poems are examples of For Children poems about Funny. These are the best examples of For Children Funny poems written by international poets.
Cheeky baby swaggerCoocoo doodle I do,
Not every day I coo,
What Mum can do, I can –
My skin needs a sun tan.
My hair with homemade curls,
My makeup shines...
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for children, child, childhood, children, feelings,
A day at the ZooI called to the monkey who wore a pinstriped suit,
Found out the giraffe and hippo are mute.
Saw a man stare at a lemur 'til dark,
Like...
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for children, animal, cute, smile,
Cranium Composure CompromisedCalendar commences, conviviality,
kids kvetch knishes cold,
cantaloupe crappy,
kids constantly crunching cookies,
cake, candy.
Could kayaking, canoeing, camping
in Canada cure cantankerous
children's contention?
Can caddying at the country club
conquer kid's complaining?
chaos...
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for children, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Toddler HulkI’m thinking of a person
Who is strong and resilient.
Big in personality but size is small.
When mad, they turn a green pigment.
All...
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for children, brother, child, childhood, children,
Creative PotatoCreativity comes and goes.
That’s what she believes, she named Cho.
Cho happens to be a potato.
Creativity comes and goes because Cho just knows....
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for children, art, child, children, creation,
Botox GoldilocksGoldilocks and the three bears,
The story is a classic.
But one idea came to mind,
What if she was made of plastic?
With lips...
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for children, adventure, animal, books, children,
Hairy FreedomMy hair is wild, as wild as can be.
It sticks out in all sorts of places,
It goes through many fits and stages,
You...
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for children, child, childhood, children, daughter,
Gavin GodzillaA beast named Gavin Godzilla
Liked a girl named Priscilla.
The issue was that he was a klutz
And it drove everyone nuts.
He was...
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for children, appreciation, best friend, children,
Modern Sea CreaturesCreatures of the sea, all beautiful and fair.
A thought comes to mind, what if they swam in the air?
Would we swat fish away...
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for children, 10th grade, adventure, animal,
Oven MittsWhen cooking something hot,
The oven mitts you grab.
Pulling them on, you think,
“Am I a wanna-be crab?”...
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for children, cheer up, children, fun,
Teeny TinyWhy did the teeny, tiny mouse,
With the gigantic size cheese,
Grow as big as a house
And the cheese, smaller than bees?...
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for children, 3rd grade, children, food,
Flamingo TangoDid you know that
Flamingos love to tango?
Three steps forward, one side step,
Shake of the hips, they end the prep.
Quick, quick, slow, gracefully slide,
Flamingos dance as...
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for children, animal, bird, children, color,
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for children, children, funny, inspirational, love,
My Children This Is My First Encounter With My GodThere is one thing that I will always miss.
It is the first time that I received a heavenly kiss.
I was so down and out, I...
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for children, 8th grade, anxiety, beautiful,
For the Sake of the Children
Let’s not make a scene—
not in front of the metaphor-curious.
We owe them a semblance
of shared syllabic stability.
You take Tuesdays,
I’ll keep weekends and the enjambments.
Let’s split...
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for children, extended metaphor, friendship, funny