Funny For Children Poems | Examples
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these limericks are for children-but I wanted to share
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there was a baby named Jess
lots of food she would process
into farts and poo
and to burbs and spew
her parents loved her no less
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there once was a pussycat named Stu
who spent a happy day at the zoo
mostly liked the big cats
but laughed at the meerkats
and the monkey blowing a kazoo
Christmas
Holds
Rich
Inspiration
Selecting
Toys
Making
Awesome
Surprises
Too
Often
You
Supply
Faded
Ordinary
Resolutions
Combine
Hysterical
Items
Like
Dinos
Reciting
English
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December 11, 2022
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ghost busters
driving into libraries
funny guys
ghost blasters
called upon by the mayor
great friends
ghost seekers
scared by green blobby things
screamers
ghost detectives
contacted by the fearful
brave but silly
ghost hunters
living Halloween daily
lucky guys
I am so fed up with the school of rhyme
and those that do it ALL THE flipping TIME
It how we are taught as little pups
it's not a genre befitting grow ups
It's okay to throw a rhyme in here and there
but Jesus Christ, really, EVERYWHERE?
If I start to read a pieces that rhymes
every other frigging line
it makes me want to yank out all my hair
so I close the page and go else where
if you think that rhyming is where it's at
then your sentiments are falling flat
Let the children have their style
Use it sparingly; once in a while
I wrote this poem to prove I can...
write just like neanderthal man
If variety is the spice of life
then tell me: why is rhyming so rife?