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Flush Toilet Poems - Poems about Flush Toilet


An Open Letter to the Flat Earth Society
...Do you sometimes use GPS To navigate your flat world? Did you ever wonder how all those satellites Get around to the underside? Do you use a flush toilet Or a siphon? See, fluids can sometime......

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Categories: flush toilet, education, science, world,
Form: Didactic
Woke Up September 6th 2020
...Woke up (September 6th, 2020)... Got outta bed boot did not drag comb against head of beetle browed foo fighter, he did not arise bright eyed (by George), nor bushy tailed to bucket flush to......

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Categories: flush toilet, blessing, celebration, fate, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Jesus Wearing Some Sandals
...Jesus Wearing Some Sandals When we saw Jesus wearing His sandals, Riding bicycle that did have long handles; Trump lying; Not buying; Praying God save us from all the scandals. And LSMFT.......

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Categories: flush toilet, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things