Chasing down chocolate bacon sandwiches;
Accompany yellow and green quash;
Grapefruit flavored pinto beans taco flav' mustaches;
Cauliflower lips succulent nose bash;
Smells abundant of burnt ash sugatash
Categories:
flav, adventure, anxiety, assonance,
Form: Rhyme
a day to myself
and i will be enjoying this quiet right here
undisciplined child one is at a slumber party
undisciplined child two went with Lady Love to an out of town seminar
undisciplined child three is spending the night with Cool Grandma Drew
i smile at my lack of productive plans today
the remote in my left hand
a bowl of chewy chocolate chip cookies waiting for my right hand
a carton of ice cold flav o rich cooling even more in the freezer
freshness from their family to ME!
i think i am in the mood for old episodes of season one of dennis the menace
i may follow that up with early episodes of the incredible hulk
i just may intentionally fall asleep since all phones and computers and alternative devices are shut completely off
inhale with a bright smile
exhale with an even brighter smile
a day to myself
DAMN RIGHT I DESERVE IT!
Categories:
flav, beautiful, silence, time,
Form: Free verse
From The Desk of.......Missouri Mentez Waffo
Crowned Steppingstone Champion Five times
Missouri Trophy Tournament Makes Contender Number One
Contender in Three different leagues and
Makes the Winner Current and defending
Missouri Champion: Tournament pending
upon the current Position of the Trophy Holder
Miffle snizzle gupper shran! Dizzle Nezzle swooper swant! Yeah ? Yeah? gulper Sayez super swoop! Alto, samples shoe heel top. She-it, gals be blowing rounds, tickling there fanasies and getting down. Dop, dop, ah Rump-it Dah dootle Ramfut, Ah dopple, dopple swoop and foole!Candy coat my tootle flav, and make my hips swoggle swoop! Sooth the edges Baby. The feather in my hat takes flight, and my woman aint acting right. These wonez like me. Baby, baby can't this be. I know I'm in love! Tilt Did hur thang Wiff Bouis! Reedmember? A guitar Man iz hard to find. And a Desent Chello keeps everythang Mellow. Swoop the top, and and glop, lay-it down on top. Get that suppa ready Baby, hubbies coming Home!
Categories:
flav, celebrity, music, wine,
Form: Ballade
if i take off my self
and strip completely naked
and you see a person undefined
and misunderstood, would you
love me despite the fact that i am a
nobody
would you care about me despite the
fact that i am nonexistent in the fully
clothed eyes of most
would you acknowledge my visibility
despite the fact that i am so obviously
invisible
you smile at me and give me a simple hug
and a plate of the best oatmeal cookies on
the planet along with a cold glass of
flav-o-rich
CHOMP! CHOMP!
GURGLE! GURGLE! AHHHHHHH!
Simple Answer With No Words
no more questions needed to be asked
thank you, Grandma.....
Categories:
flav, grandmother, i love you,
Form: Free verse
sharper turn page has been turned
Allanis Morrisette..,
blosomed to behold;
shouts of chard relish above
count me through the surface fly
benefit of a twist of the eye...
Bobby Flav, the emmense of the eye,
walk through the flame let me be the first to explain
sought at reach to the corner of the room,
blast from the past a nickel bag
brighten the applause
lunch time...work time & explosion inside
memory to win...
Spin the applause
Spill the milk
it's 4'clock somewhere..,
the ace is spade
furniture rock on the planet zero
hot fashionable excuse
Categories:
flav, addiction, analogy, animal, arabic,
Form: Free verse
sitting on the porch with a bowl of cookie crisp
reminiscing about the times when everything was cheap
sitting on the porch with a bowl of cap' n crunch
thinking about the times when one radio station was all you needed
sitting on the porch with a bowl of king vitamin
missing arcade rooms and backyard candy stores
sitting on the porch with a bowl of froot loops
wondering what happened to all the smiling colors
sitting on the porch with a bowl of frosted flakes
wanting to go to duff's after church on sunday
sitting on the porch with a bowl of apple jacks
thinking of gary gnu, muffy, grover, and letterman
sitting on the porch with a bowl of rice krispies
fiending for an early episode of the original muppet show
sitting on the porch with some crispy wheats 'n raisins
realizing i overdid it and i'm out of flav o rich
Categories:
flav, memory, remember,
Form: Free verse