Funny Film Poems
These Funny Film poems are examples of Film poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Film Funny poems written by international poets.
A Fax of Fury
Colonel Stuart, with plans so precise,
Thought he'd hold Dulles, a villainous vice.
But McClane, that old pest,
Put his plans to the test,
"My fax machine!" was his...
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Karl's Cord in Vocal Vacation
Big Karl, with a vengeance so dire,
For his brother, set hearts all afire.
John's chain, a tight squeeze,
Then Powell, with ease,
Sent him down, with a bullet's...
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Nemo's Wild Aquarium Adventure
Young Nemo, quite small and quite bold,
From his reef home, his story was told.
He swam far away,
Causing great disarray,
Then a dentist's fish tank, he did...
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Soot and Slippers, with Speedy Delivery
Poor Cindy, with soot on her face,
Had chores at a terrible pace.
Then a fairy, quite grand,
Waved a glittering hand,
"Your pumpkin's now Uber, embrace!"
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The Sheriff With a Splintering Sense of Humor
Chris Vaughn, with his plank, quite a sight,
Said, "This town's gonna learn to do right!"
With a swing and a shout,
He'd knock the bad guys out,
"Now...
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When the President Went Rambo
President Marshall, quite fit and quite bold,
Said, "This hijacking story's grown old!"
He'd punch and he'd kick,
Like some action flick,
"Get off my plane!" he then loudly...
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Zombie Run, Suitcase Fun
A train to Busan, a zombie-filled ride,
Had passengers screaming, nowhere to hide.
They'd bash and they'd brawl,
Against creatures that crawl,
Then tripped on a suitcase, with nowhere...
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The Hollow Man's Slippery Supper
Dr. Cain, with his serum so new,
Said, "Invisible, what I'm about to do!"
He'd vanish and creep,
While secrets he'd keep,
Then tripped on his slippers, and fell...
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Reeves's Rapid Transit and Donut Distress
Jack Traven, on a bus, quite distressed,
Said, "This speed limit's truly a test!"
He'd leap and he'd dash,
With a panicked mustache,
"And where's my next donut? I'm...
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Hanks's Heroics and His Retirement Worries
Brave Hanks, 'midst the Normandy storm,
Led his men, keeping them warm.
He'd yell, "Find that Ryan!"
While inwardly sighin',
"My pension? Is that the new form?"
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(Tom Hanks in...
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Shelton's Vengeance and His Lawyer's Sanity
Butler, as Clyde, with plans quite insane,
Said, "Justice? I'll cause you some pain!"
He'd plot and he'd scheme,
A vengeful extreme,
Then, "My lawyer? He's driving me sane!"
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(Gerard...
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Terrorists' Terrible Travel Troubles
John Cutter, with nerves made of steel,
Said, "These terrorists, they've made a bad deal!"
He'd kick, punch, and flip,
With a cool, steady grip,
"Always bet on black,"...
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The Bodyguard's Ballad of Bizarre Behavior
Frank Farmer, with stern, watchful eyes,
Said, "This pop star, I'll keep from surprise!"
But her fans, quite intense,
Caused his hair to condense,
"I just wanted a job,...
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The Relentless Run and the Restless Rhyme
Jaguar Paw, with a run and a leap,
From his hunters, he'd constantly creep.
Through jungles so dense,
With incredible sense,
"This chase," he thought, "makes me go to...
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Episode one - No limes on Tatooine - A new hopeI’m drunk, but you’re beautiful,
a line I used to rehearse.
The Dreamers’ artistic longing felt noble,
but it came with a curse.
I bought the ticket when I...
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film, best friend, crazy, drink,