Funny Film Poems
These Funny Film poems are examples of Film poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Film Funny poems written by international poets.
Boogeyman's Broomstick Blunders
The Boogeyman, lurking in gloom,
Tried tidying up a small room.
He dusted with fright,
Made shadows take flight,
"This 'cleaning' just brings extra doom!"
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Statham's Strategic Strikes and Stapler Struggles
Statham, as Arthur, a hitman so slick,
Said, "Targets? I'll deal with them quick!"
He'd plan with a frown,
Then knock targets down,
"But this paperwork? Makes me feel...
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Mountain of Memos
Eckhart, as Ben, with a spy's weary sigh,
Said, "Missions? They make my eyes dry!"
He'd scheme and he'd plot,
Then say, "What have I got?
Just paperwork piles,...
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Hart's Hard Fall
Young Kevin Hart, wanting action so grand,
Said, "This 'Die Hart' role, I'll command!"
With stunts quite absurd,
His ego was stirred,
Then tripped on a script, with a...
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Rush Hour's Slippery Surprise
Inspector Lee, with his moves sharp and quick,
Said, "This case, I'll resolve it, real slick!"
With kicks and with grace,
He'd set a fast pace,
Then tripped on...
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When Spy Plans Go Sideways
Tom, a spy, with a grin and a wink,
Would dodge bullets, you'd barely blink.
With Diaz in tow,
"Just trust me," he'd flow,
"Though my plans? They're on...
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A Watery Fight Indeed
James Bond, with his scuba so tight,
Said, "These sharks give me quite a bad fright!"
With SPECTRE's deep plot,
And missiles, hot shot,
"That pool? It's a watery...
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The Untouchables' Takedown
Eliot Ness, with his team, quite elite,
Said, "Capone's reign, we're gonna defeat!"
With raids and with shouts,
They'd pour the booze out,
"Now his tax bills, they're quite...
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A Fax of Fury
Colonel Stuart, with plans so precise,
Thought he'd hold Dulles, a villainous vice.
But McClane, that old pest,
Put his plans to the test,
"My fax machine!" was his...
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Karl's Cord in Vocal Vacation
Big Karl, with a vengeance so dire,
For his brother, set hearts all afire.
John's chain, a tight squeeze,
Then Powell, with ease,
Sent him down, with a bullet's...
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Nemo's Wild Aquarium Adventure
Young Nemo, quite small and quite bold,
From his reef home, his story was told.
He swam far away,
Causing great disarray,
Then a dentist's fish tank, he did...
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Soot and Slippers, with Speedy Delivery
Poor Cindy, with soot on her face,
Had chores at a terrible pace.
Then a fairy, quite grand,
Waved a glittering hand,
"Your pumpkin's now Uber, embrace!"
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cinderella, film, fun, funny,
The Sheriff With a Splintering Sense of Humor
Chris Vaughn, with his plank, quite a sight,
Said, "This town's gonna learn to do right!"
With a swing and a shout,
He'd knock the bad guys out,
"Now...
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When the President Went Rambo
President Marshall, quite fit and quite bold,
Said, "This hijacking story's grown old!"
He'd punch and he'd kick,
Like some action flick,
"Get off my plane!" he then loudly...
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Zombie Run, Suitcase Fun
A train to Busan, a zombie-filled ride,
Had passengers screaming, nowhere to hide.
They'd bash and they'd brawl,
Against creatures that crawl,
Then tripped on a suitcase, with nowhere...
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