Animal Film Poems

Springtime is upon us,
And I'm perched upon a tree,
I would truly love to write
But there's nothing I can see, 
When all at once I saw...

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Click bait promised me 
"Gosling's Favorite Movies" 
but there were no goslings, 
just some boring guy
named Brian....

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Hounds are around
They want to hunt,
Real film real stunt.....

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Vicuna, Vicuna
Oh fabricotio
Oh fabrication
The secret of
success
Is in the customers
eyes
Bragging of both
Stock and animal
Crystal Velvet
What Gods Wear
Elegant and fabulous
This is what God
wanted man to wear
Fabric, Fabric,...

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Vicuna, Vicuna
Oh fabricotio
Oh fabrication
The secret of
success
Is in the customers
eyes
Bragging of both
Stock and animal
Crystal Velvet
What Gods Wear
Elegant and fabulous
This is what God
wanted man to wear
Fabric, Fabric,...

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There are no words from poetry to purify the 
heart, can’t rock the mic with headache, the irony
of it all, its the beauty from women...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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might we tame the bison
his strength shall
pull our carts
and carry our grains
that we might then show
these people who
great we are that they
have been lame
in there...

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METAMORPHASIS

Mother, in her wisdom, called me ‘Bambi’
And people, when they see me, just say, “Aaah”,
Thinking it equates to namby-pamby,
Which isn’t really accurate by far.
They think...

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"IT N' EST
PAS SAGE DE
BOO LE FAUORIL !
LE QUAH,
LE QUAH
LE QUAH !
HI BOU, HI BOU,
IGNORE-LE !
LE MOO !
LE MOO !
IGNORE , LA
TRANE !"
SUM THANG BIN...

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Cecil B DeMille
Buttons the clown on the lam. . .
dramatic train wreck






Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via...

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Mermaids, sirens of the seven seas,
Guardians of Davey Joanne’s keys
Water babes, in rivers seen to swim
Young mermaids, now there’s a thing!
Kermit the frog, and miss...

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Foundling in an equatorial land
By African apes,raised by hand-
Swinging by rope,from tree to tree
Finding lost tribes,living free-
Tar......zan...to you & me....

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Man or myth, fact or fiction, a primitive walking legend,
A photo vision of realism, or fraud’s conception of the
Ultimate hoax gone wrong, evolution's unseen experimental
Beast,...

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Porthos Starshipbroken?

There was a dog on Enterprise
Whose smell T’Pol like to exorcise–
A beagle named Porthos,
On Capt. Archer’s bed, he would repose.

Where did Archer pick up...

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