I saw a stupid movie just four years ago.
Will Ferrell starred in it, and he’s a funny guy..
The plot was so insipid I barely liked the show.
In Iceland it takes place, where Lars and Sigrit vie
with Eurovision singers in a contest with their song.
The movie played on Netflix during Covid times.
I listened and endured their vulgar “Ja Ja Ding Dong.”
As I remember it, the dumb song kind of rhymes.
That film was this American's first and only taste
of a competition Europe likes a lot.
I’m sure this famous contest isn’t a huge waste
of time like that lame film that had me thinking “What??”
I bet that Eurovision is a wonderful event.
I even heard on Youtube this year’s winner Nemo
sing “The Code,” a catchy tune. My time was better spent
with “The Code” than the “Fire Saga.” Nemo is supremo.
Categories:
ferrell, silly, song,
Form: Rhyme
Embroiled in
Pre-dawn delusions
Assuming the
Cloud covered moon is
Destroying its symbolism
For my own amusement
As the parking lot becomes
Mystical, enlightened
Full of
Ambient apparitions
Of the eternal type
With the coyotes barking
And my
Inner self yawning
I see an old radio
Centered in the prosaic grass
I am told I must
Change the station
I am afraid to touch it
Even if the angel Gabriel came
To force my hand
I would scream like a
Ferrell cat
And
Dance like a madman
Like the saint known as the
Fool of Christ
Drunken, with glass in hand
Fooling the townspeople
With disguised piety
Hidden within his hermitage
Back to the
Vision of an
Old radio
Against my own fear
I turn it on and
Tune it to the first station
I can hear an old man
With a
1920's type
Radio host's accent
Like Pathe news
All over again
In wartime England
And in his dialogue
Thru a slight crackle
I can hear him disclose my
Location
To what I assume to be
A company of demons
Yes, this is a predicament
Too long and
Exhaustive for a
Simple poem
Tune in for the
Next installment...
Categories:
ferrell, crazy, dream, heaven, hyperbole,
Form: Free verse
Prayed for courage
And in return was given porridge
Topped with salt instead of sugar
And water for milk
Cooked in a kitchen of filth
To be eat out of a chipped saucepan
With plastic chopsticks for cutlery
Tracing help into forage ferrell wild oats
The holy father's sins
Handed down to his children
Categories:
ferrell, slam,
Form: Free verse
morning is the doorway
to a day that brings
reasons to live and laugh
again
reasons to dream
I get lost in dreams
that sweep me up as
if on wings of a mystical
bird flying high above
my worries and doubts
floating effortlessly in, around,
over, and under clouds
and we are so close to the moon
that its glow shines upon my
skin and we flew so high, so
far away it is night on this other side
of Earth
and back into myself to the
dishes i'm washing and a song plays
on the radio and now I am
Debbie Allen or Rachelle Ferrell
clearly this is a dream....bending
my body to the beat and bending notes
octaves I never knew I could hit
and the audience is clappin' and
singin' and I remember i'm in
the kitchen washing dishes
morning reminds me
to pray and meditate
even throughout the day
no matter what i'm doing
or what is goning on and
I feel stronger when I do it
it's like movement if I don't I can
feel that too and the day is diferent
more stiff and uninspired
morning with its sun
its birds chirping and
lawn mowers buzzing
and people scattering
on their way to wherever
gives me a reason to be
grateful that I saw it again
Categories:
ferrell, blessing,
Form: Free verse
Contest poem
My favorite Comedy movie of all time is hard to decide.
For there's so many but I will have to pick 6.
Rush Hour is my #1 of the 6. Who can forget Chris Tucker.
For in all his movies there's always a laughter.
My second is Coming To America. Eddie Murphy role was the best. For he reminds me my first English words was also the
F----. For it was the easiest to remember.
Austen Powers was my 3rd. For the main actor was extremely funny. I think his name is Mike Myers. His favorite word "yeah Baby " and "groove" gets me all the time.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective. The actor was actually funny. Why for some reason I forgot his name.
fav of 5 movie was Meet the Fokers. He was extremely funny the father of the girl was on point about who his daughter was marrying by testing the hubby to be.
My 6th favorite movie was.Elf Will Ferrell I've seen most of his movies as well as my favorite from him is also Talladega Nights.
These are all my favorite Comedy Movies. But I will not forget Star Wars as one of my fav. For Anikan sky Walker and padame made a very good couple.
Categories:
ferrell, truth,
Form: Free verse
Seventeen cats are what we see.
Each one different to a degree,
Buddy, Mama, Peppy, and Le-Pew,
These are what, we named a few.
Seventeen cats, now what to do.
How to feed them, we had no clue,
They are Ferrell, wild and scared.
Scrapping, for food they appeared.
Six big, seven little, four just born,
Hungry, lost, looking so forlorn,
Feeding them is definitely a chore.
Now, oh so many trips to the store,
We have no choice, we feed them all.
Unfortunately, they are sick, we saw.
One walks away, into the woods, alone.
Never to be seen again, Natures condone.
More and more leave, at different times.
What a shame, they did no crimes.
Animals are our, precious humanities guild.
Without any compassion, humanity cannot build.
Categories:
ferrell, animals, hope, life, pets,
Form: Rhyme
internet questionnaires say that some women find moustaches to be
signs of maturity, or perhaps a sign of an aggressive male who will
take charge,
even further, some go on to say that moustaches are a sign of
individuality,
because it takes a unique individual to walk around with a rat on his
face.
others state that moustaches are creepy,
and that those like the one john waters wears
signify child molesters or at best,
men that would be looking for old panties in your
basement.
despite it all,
from bronson, gandhi, selleck, nietzsche, dali & einstein,
to mercury, king, cohen, lee, and the likes of will ferrell as
the infamous “ron burgundy,”
it
seems
the
stache
is
here
to
stay.
Categories:
ferrell, life,
Form: Free verse
I want to write a funny poem, one without meaning
So that everytime you read it, your going to start peeing
It will make you laugh
think of Giraffes
Possibly fart
and eat a pop-tart
Who knows maybe you will cry
only because its so dumb it's funny but you dont know why
This poem will talk about gypsies and snickers
maybe nerds who are nose pickers
Or maybe Chuck Norris
OMG did you know he drives a ford tauras
Who knows, maybe this poem could be famous
or maybe people might call me an ignoramous
Oh well, this poem I write one day will be awesome
Im thinking about even including a possum
His name will be Gerald
Omg HE IS PREGNANT NO>... NOT WILL FERRELL
Anyway Gerald will love snickers and chuck norris
Gerald will also get into a fight with a taurtus..
Scratch all that, that was not funny
Im just going to write about the Trix bunny
Categories:
ferrell, funnywrite, funny, write,
Form: Rhyme