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Funny Fathers Day Poems

These Funny Fathers Day poems are examples of Fathers Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Fathers Day Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Call
Call 

This is a, direct action. 
Pick up the phone, dial the number, 
you know by heart…
she is waiting. 

Ever there too;
listen to your woes,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fathers day, abortion, absence, abuse, addiction,



Premium Member Any party
Supporting killing children 
they will never ever get my vote again 
when you abort a baby 
your aborting God from your life 

Non-christian parties
now they...

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Categories: fathers day, abortion, baby, betrayal, corruption,

Fathers day
It’s funny there are things we should say to our dad but never do,
It may be really awkward to say something like, “Hey dad, I...

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Categories: fathers day, father, father son, fathers

Premium Member The Father Day Gift From Dragon
Father’s Day was coming and Dragon was already, in full mode.
Hubby was his Hero, a true Papa, like in every story ever told.
Everyone was talking...

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Categories: fantasy, fathers day, fun,

Fathers' Day Cards
Fathers’ Day’s around the bend
And so I need a card.
With all the choices, you would think
It wouldn’t be so hard.

My dad is gone but still...

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Categories: fathers day, holiday,



absolutely
HARK! speak up, any man who wants to hear it.
we honestly dont know what it is, 
but we have our own problems!
call me a hypocrite,...

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Categories: fathers day, funny, me,

Premium Member HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO MOM
Happy Father's Day Mom,
Without you this day would be,
Completely non-existant;
This day just would not be.

Dad is great, don't get me wrong,
I think that he is...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fathers day, father, funny, day, me,