Engelbert Poems - Poems about Engelbert

...What happened to my sex drive? (sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of -- Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone). Once pronounced libido of mine took kamikaze nose dive, ......

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...Courtesy handy dandy palmar hyperhidrosis impossible mission to defeat except poe wet tickly even courtesy drysol. (Me slippery fingers slither, slip and slide splashing ala Jackson Pollock)......

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...The last time I thought of Engelbert Humperdinck My refrigerator and range were on the blink I didn’t own a microwave ~ Returned to living in a cave......

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...(buzzfeeding, kickstarting, needling darn noggin) An effort to recall word, phrase, musician... indigenous tribe... most frustrating literary endeavor to das scribe aggravating enough to sub......

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...(Me slippery fingers slither, slip and slide splashing ala Jackson Pollock), sans slap dash experimental, swiftly tailored and harried writing style, yes on par with purging, spewing, venting......

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...engelbert singing his heart out a man without love AP: 2nd place 2022 Posted on July 1, 2018......

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...Engelbert Effleflump put on his disguise Climbed in his orcetector and rose in the skies For his mum hated flying and must never know That Engelbert’s job was in an aerial show Poor E......

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... He is a world-renowned entertainer everyone knows. People flock to the showrooms at casinos. Engelbert continues to be a patron magnet. He’s one of the best performers anyone can get.. ......

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