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Enemas
Enemas Poems - Poems about Enemas
Don't Trust The Sci-fi-ence
... Way back a learned man tried to teach his Students, the treatment of using leeches. And to those who had doubting defiance, They were told to, ‘Just trust the science.’ After all what’s wrong......
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David Fisher
Categories:
enemas,
hope, satire, science,
Form:
Rhyme
Teeth Eagle
...Note to the many enemies of democracy: No need to force upon us uranium enemas just billow a tiny bug into the neon lungs of our bumbling- deeply divided cities.. Sit back and have a few Molotov......
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Anthony Biaanco
Categories:
enemas,
america,
Form:
Free verse
Selected Lyrics From the Imaginary Invalid
... After graduating from UF, in the early '80s I wrote the book, lyrics and score for a musical adaptation of Moliere's farce Le Malade Imaginaire ("The Imaginary Invalid") and have decide......
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J P Marmaro
Categories:
enemas,
funny, humorous, parody, satire,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Field Mushrooms
...My wife and I are members of - religious stamps association - that was formed some years ago from our church’s congregation. We don’t drink and never smoke; and drugs leave us in despair, but rece......
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Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
enemas,
humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Enemas and Other Stories
...Crutched like so many sheep in a paddock surgery,chemo or rays the hoped for recovery or hastened decay.......
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Vince Gullaci
Categories:
enemas,
life,
Form:
Free verse
Fun With Puns
...Fun With Puns* A shepherd and his sheep once took A shortcut across a frozen brook The owner charged a very high price For pulling the wool over his ice I didn't know if I were a wigwam or......
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Alan Balter
Categories:
enemas,
fun, humor, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Of Late
...Can one dwell in an pissattude of nothingness and pay foreward a coporeal difference? Can life/lovelessness resemble any human entity that leads to something/foreverness? Abuse X Hate + Control Throu......
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Dave Collins
Categories:
enemas,
adventure, allusion, emo, universe,
Form:
Free verse
Remaining Days
...The remaining days have no distinction. My children have abandoned me to the care of Shady Acres Nursing Home. My friends, all dead now; and I sit amidst a crowd of breathing zombies ......
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David Irby
Categories:
enemas,
death,
Form:
Free verse
Beware Enemies and Enemas
...BEWARE OF ENEMIES AND ENEMAS Beware the scare to share with sharpened steel To note the difference ‘tween fantasy and or the surreal Take heed for what I say ‘tis truth unclothed before thee Thre......
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Jeffry Cohan
Categories:
enemas,
angst,
Form:
Quatrain
Okay I Admit It X and Y Aborted the Lously Little Kid
...BEWARE OF ENEMIES AND ENEMAS or JESUS CHRIST ROLLED THE DICE TWICE Beware the scare to share......
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Jeffry Cohan
Categories:
enemas,
angst,
Form:
Quatrain
Ethel's Remedies
...Her name was Ethel....(yes, like the gasoline) She smelled of menthol...(much like Vick's Vaseline) A long time neighbor, from down the lane She was married twice...(or was it thrice?)... A widowed l......
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©
Carrie Richards
Categories:
enemas,
funny, people
Form:
Rhyme