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Electric Razor Poems - Poems about Electric Razor


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... The thing about killing Angels you have to remember is always go for the kill shot Most of them can easily take a grenade to the face Those arch ones usually stay put and watch Basically on tap......

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Categories: electric razor, america, poems,
Form: Free verse
Nose Hair Shuffle
...found himself doing something of a nose hair shuffle, cause’ when she rolled over & looked up lovingly (ode to early twenty-something bliss), soaked in her own juices filling up his present world w......

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Categories: electric razor, life, hair,
Form: Free verse



The Ruby-Yacht of Omar Khayam
...A tom bell version of "The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam"; (In hopes of enticing our beloved Ruby Metzger back to Soup) Omar K. always had his way... Multi-millions from Arab oil, He sat back a......

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Categories: electric razor, fantasy, funny, parody, people,
Form: Burlesque
Just a Witty Bitty, From One So Silly
...My T.V. just left, said he was Gonna go out and catch a real movie... Those on T.V. stations have grown too trite, My refrigerator told me, He ain't letting me in no more... At least till I drop......

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Categories: electric razor, adventure, angst, mystery, parody,
Form: Burlesque

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